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Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21285) - you deserved it (3721)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:49am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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I'm pretty sure he's overreacting and it went this way:

"have you ever seen a 3d movie?"
"no i cant see 3d i'm blind in one eye"
"oh ok too bad"

#2 - On 12/15/2009 at 2:25pm by marc_with_a_c

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+23 | 3

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!

#3 - On 12/15/2009 at 2:39pm by Emperor_Jim

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+22

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