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Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend saying: "Do you remember last time we slept together?", I answer straight away "Of course I do, it was great!". To which she replies: "I hope you made the most of it: it was the last". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24948) - you deserved it (2152)

On 01/02/2009 at 12:37am - love - by Godmish - Sent from mobile version

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Okay, while this totally sucks, I'm so using it the next time I date someone really shitty.

#2 - On 02/12/2009 at 10:55pm by creativexangst

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#2, totally, haha. I'd tell her that it doesn't work that way, that she needs to give a 2 week notice before the last one, to mentally prepare to remember it well.

#3 - On 02/18/2009 at 5:38am by Eir

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