Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML
by Betsydoll / 03/28/2009 at 11:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
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Tell him you pretend to enjoy his penis.
#3 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:24am by horyo
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"But i DO pretend to orgasm!"
#6 - On 03/29/2009 at 6:38am by PlasticShark
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