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Today, I received a private message on Facebook, from a woman I've never heard of, subject: "Eric X's wife says HI." She goes on to say that she is going to find me, and ruin my life the way I have ruined hers. I've never even heard of Eric X and am happily engaged. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32433) - you deserved it (2321)

On 12/09/2009 at 11:31am - love - by Cherie (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Maybe she ment Eric's ex wife ? Its not really an Fml if it was just a case of mistaken identity anyway. She'll relise her mistake, get embaresed and block you (:

#2 - On 12/09/2009 at 2:20pm by Raych_Riot

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She has you mistaken for someone else. Have some fun with it. Tell her Eric has decided to move in with you and would she please put all his stuff on the lawn and he will be by to pick it up later.

#4 - On 12/09/2009 at 2:27pm by I_am_stupid_also

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