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Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML
I think you should take him to court for assault. That'd show him.
You should take that guy to court, especially if that is your house, and not your girlfriend's.
And I hope you broke up with her from that because if she obviously can't keep it in her pants while you're not around, she is not worth having.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 26 September 2014