Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML

by Anonymous / 03/28/2009 at 3:42pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

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  • I think you should take him to court for assault. That'd show him.

    #1 - On 03/28/2009 at 8:15pm by DeeJayD

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  • You should take that guy to court, especially if that is your house, and not your girlfriend's.
    And I hope you broke up with her from that because if she obviously can't keep it in her pants while you're not around, she is not worth having.

    #3 - On 03/28/2009 at 8:20pm by breaksprinter_

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