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Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML


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On 12/06/2009 at 12:25am - love - by barfyshirt (woman) - United States (California)

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Yeah well it's maybe just that you have big boobs, really...

#4 - On 12/06/2009 at 6:32am by Victoria

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that doesn't mean he was saying you were fat. if it was a well fitting shirt, you might have stretched it over your boobs... i know some girls who have done that to their boyfriend's shirt and they weren't "fat".

#9 - On 12/06/2009 at 7:53am by judemeister

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