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Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24449) - you deserved it (4604)

On 12/06/2009 at 12:25am - love - by barfyshirt (woman) - United States (California)

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