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Today, I received an e-mail from my stepmom. It was a picture of a boy that she said she thought I might like to know. Next to the picture was the message "he comes from a good military background". My love life is so pathetic that my stepmother feels the need to try and set me up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16599) - you deserved it (3805)

On 12/02/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by kay (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Is he decent-looking? Does he seem like a nice guy? You might give him a chance. If he turns out to be a douche, nothing lost but a little of your time. If he turns out to be cool, who cares how you met?

#7 - On 12/03/2009 at 3:39am by KarmaLanding

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misspeg you optimism brings some light to this fml but life isnt like that...im not a pesimist just a realist

#4 - On 12/03/2009 at 3:25am by _TheSmallThings_

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