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Today, I received an e-mail from my stepmom. It was a picture of a boy that she said she thought I might like to know. Next to the picture was the message "he comes from a good military background". My love life is so pathetic that my stepmother feels the need to try and set me up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24664) - you deserved it (4682)

On 12/02/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by kay (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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it's only because they care about you. get out more. go out with your friends. you may not feel like it but it can be quite fun and you might meet the man of your dreams while you're at it.

#2 - On 12/03/2009 at 3:22am by misspeg

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Is he decent-looking? Does he seem like a nice guy? You might give him a chance. If he turns out to be a douche, nothing lost but a little of your time. If he turns out to be cool, who cares how you met?

#7 - On 12/03/2009 at 3:39am by KarmaLanding

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