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Today, I told my long distance girlfriend I will be coming half way across the country to visit here since I have not seen her in a month, I gave her my flight information so she could pick me up at the airport. She responded with "That's when The Office is on, can you take a cab?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (35306) - you deserved it (5522)

On 12/01/2009 at 10:18pm - love - by Bostonian (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Can't blame her? She is used to seeing more action on the TV and turning it on.

#1 - On 12/02/2009 at 3:18am by nokillnobeepbeep

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well the office kinda rocks so, not saying ydi but hey can't blame your gf either.

#3 - On 12/02/2009 at 3:20am by Anteezy

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