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Today, I spoke with my boyfriend's crazy ex-girlfriend. Actually, she isn't all that crazy. He really did cheat on her with half a dozen other girls. The same girls he's apparently cheating on me with. How do I know for sure? Thank you crazy ex for his email passwords. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33793) - you deserved it (3502)

On 11/29/2009 at 9:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Today, I got fired. By my father. He wants me to drive him to work tomorrow. FML

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Your boyfriend sounds a lot like my ex. Who told all our mutual friends that I'm a monstrously perverted sexual deviant with "an extensive collection of horse cock dildos and my own personal dungeon". Why? Because I was "mean" to him when he tried to hook up with me after I broke up with him.

#1 - On 11/30/2009 at 3:58am by KarmaLanding

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Any guy who says his ex was "crazy" is to be avoided. He will say the same about you.

#6 - On 11/30/2009 at 4:04am by lyndis

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