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Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10520) - you deserved it (43395)

On 11/28/2009 at 5:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

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Why the hell would you shout that out? Loser

#2 - On 11/28/2009 at 7:36pm by Heroesrule99

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She probably did want to go out with the guy, but when he shouted, she could smell the stink of desperation and made up the thing about the store's number just to get out of it.

Way to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, you loser.

#11 - On 11/28/2009 at 7:53pm by perdix

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