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Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML

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On 11/28/2009 at 5:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

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Why the hell would you shout that out? Loser

#2 - On 11/28/2009 at 7:36pm by Heroesrule99

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Even if she DID want your personal number to go out with you, yelling that out isn't the classiest move to make... and probably would have freaked her out a little.

#10 - On 11/28/2009 at 7:49pm by teiso

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