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Today, I went out to lunch with a girl I like and her best friend. We had a good time, even talked for a few hours at the restaurant, but after we left, she stopped talking to me. Her friend told her that I kept staring at her chest; I was trying to see what her pendant was. FML


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On 11/26/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by LonelyLoner (man) - United States (California)

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Yikes. Why not just ask her straight out next time?

#1 - On 11/26/2009 at 5:04pm by somnolent

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Yea, I feel for you. It's the same thing as when someone wears a shirt or pants with something written on the chest/ass, and then whine when people stare at it trying to read what's there...

#4 - On 11/26/2009 at 5:13pm by yetanotherreader

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