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Today, I was feeling confident enough to approach a guy by asking the bartender if I could buy him a refill of whatever he was drinking. He was drinking water. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19020) - you deserved it (4111)

On 11/25/2009 at 10:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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That's unfortunate. God is cockblocking you.

#1 - On 11/26/2009 at 3:07am by smiller0789

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I'm sorry, how has your life been screwed over? This is not a FML, this is a "Oh, something that's not really interesting happened to me today, I just thought I'd share it with you guys for no reason" kind of story.

#3 - On 11/26/2009 at 3:10am by Rupus

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