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Today, I was feeling confident enough to approach a guy by asking the bartender if I could buy him a refill of whatever he was drinking. He was drinking water. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26752) - you deserved it (5509)

On 11/25/2009 at 10:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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That's unfortunate. God is cockblocking you.

#1 - On 11/26/2009 at 3:07am by smiller0789

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Well at least you know that he never gets drunk and does stupid stuff.

#2 - On 11/26/2009 at 3:09am by powersticks

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