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Today, I agreed to buy my girlfriend a piggle for Christmas. The pig is miniature. The noise it makes is not. Oh, and I just found out it's not living with her, but with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9435) - you deserved it (27680)

On 11/23/2009 at 9:30pm - love - by pigglepigglepiggle (man) - United States (Virginia)

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You should have also agreed that it was staying with her. If she wants the damn thing, she has to take care of it. I say give it away/sell it.
Your gal sounds like she was one of those kids who got a puppy for her birthday but got bored of it after a day and dropped it off at the pound.

#2 - On 11/24/2009 at 3:18am by DameGreyWulf

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People like that make me angry.

#3 - On 11/24/2009 at 3:22am by hornetchik

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