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Today, I had to put my 17 year old cat down. I cried the whole way up to the vet's office and back. After finally coming to terms with the situation, and trying to forget, my dad's friend walks up to me and says, "So, I heard you killed your cat?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24511) - you deserved it (2482)

On 11/22/2009 at 11:30pm - love - by petlover (woman) - United States (Texas)

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I'm the first to enjoy satire humor but that was just purely insensitive. Losing pets suck and I'm sorry for your loss.

#5 - On 11/23/2009 at 3:00am by lrb081

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Hnnngh, my cousin keeps doing that too. My mother hit one of our cats and it died, and he keeps making jokes, to ME, about running cats over (since another of our cats was also hit, but she survived).
Fairly irritating.

#6 - On 11/23/2009 at 3:01am by DameGreyWulf

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