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Today, I had to put my 17 year old cat down. I cried the whole way up to the vet's office and back. After finally coming to terms with the situation, and trying to forget, my dad's friend walks up to me and says, "So, I heard you killed your cat?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (34567) - you deserved it (3627)

On 11/22/2009 at 11:30pm - love - by petlover (woman) - United States (Texas)

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I'm the first to enjoy satire humor but that was just purely insensitive. Losing pets suck and I'm sorry for your loss.

#5 - On 11/23/2009 at 3:00am by lrb081

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at least she lived a long, full life. i had to put my 8-year-old cat down this summer (he had cancer) and it was the hardest thing i've ever done. your dad's friend is a jerk, but at least we have the relief of knowing our cats are lazing around together in kitty heaven.

#9 - On 11/23/2009 at 3:09am by jewjewbee

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