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Today, my family sat me down and told me I was spending way too much time with my boyfriend and not enough time with them. My boyfriend has been away in Iraq for six months and just came home a week ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32929) - you deserved it (1581)

On 11/22/2009 at 3:03pm - love - by gj09 - United States

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That is mad messed up. Go spend some time with him. I betchu he loves you that's what counts.

#2 - On 11/22/2009 at 5:09pm by DBkkk

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Jeez, your family is selfish. Maybe appease them both and do things as a family and invtie your boyfriend?

#6 - On 11/22/2009 at 5:13pm by Sun_Kissed18

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