Slap in the face? That's a-paddlin!
Punch in the arm? That's a-paddlin!
Knee to the testicle while trying to sleep? That's a-tazering, gagging, bounding with rope, putting in your trunk, driving 2 hours to the middle of nowhere, letting her out, shooting both her legs with a 9mm, and driving away without her while listening to Nobody's Fool by Cinderella.
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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