Today, I thought it would be funny to touch my girlfriend's back with my cold hands. She thought it would be funny to crush my left testicle with her knee as I was trying to fall asleep. FML

by inpain / 11/20/2009 at 10:51am / United States (California) / Love

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  • dump the bitch before you loose a testicle(s). if she can't take a little joke like that then she is disposable move on to something else

    #3 - On 11/20/2009 at 1:17pm by magenkyo

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  • stab her

    #5 - On 11/20/2009 at 1:23pm by Zezing

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