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Today, I thought it would be funny to touch my girlfriend's back with my cold hands. She thought it would be funny to crush my left testicle with her knee as I was trying to fall asleep. FML

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On 11/20/2009 at 10:51am - love - by inpain (man) - United States (California)

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stab her

#5 - On 11/20/2009 at 1:23pm by Zezing

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dump the bitch before you loose a testicle(s). if she can't take a little joke like that then she is disposable move on to something else

#3 - On 11/20/2009 at 1:17pm by magenkyo

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