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Today, I thought it would be funny to touch my girlfriend's back with my cold hands. She thought it would be funny to crush my left testicle with her knee as I was trying to fall asleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8799) - you deserved it (25086)

On 11/20/2009 at 10:51am - love - by inpain (man) - United States (California)

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