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Today, I thought it would be funny to touch my girlfriend's back with my cold hands. She thought it would be funny to crush my left testicle with her knee as I was trying to fall asleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9803) - you deserved it (31206)

On 11/20/2009 at 10:51am - love - by inpain (man) - United States (California)

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Slap in the face? That's a-paddlin!
Punch in the arm? That's a-paddlin!
Knee to the testicle while trying to sleep? That's a-tazering, gagging, bounding with rope, putting in your trunk, driving 2 hours to the middle of nowhere, letting her out, shooting both her legs with a 9mm, and driving away without her while listening to Nobody's Fool by Cinderella.

#12 - On 11/20/2009 at 1:38pm by Brave_Sir_Robin

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that seems like a disproportionate response, indeed. There's only one thing for it, escalation!

#7 - On 11/20/2009 at 1:27pm by sabers_an_s_word

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