Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me so she could "let her life flow in the direction she wants." Apparently that includes smoking, stealing and making out with other girls at parties. The best part? She wants to get back together "after she matures and gets it out of her system." FML

by ApparentlyIFail / 11/20/2009 at 4:30am / Love

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  • LOL Do the same thing and see if she still wants you back :P

    #2 - On 11/20/2009 at 10:08am by popatia

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  • umm ydi for giving her the impression that you are going to be patiently waiting for her to get being a slut 'out of her system'

    #4 - On 11/20/2009 at 10:30am by athame1983

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