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Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me so she could "let her life flow in the direction she wants." Apparently that includes smoking, stealing and making out with other girls at parties. The best part? She wants to get back together "after she matures and gets it out of her system." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19092) - you deserved it (1745)

On 11/20/2009 at 4:30am - love - by ApparentlyIFail (man) - Sent from mobile version

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