Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me so she could "let her life flow in the direction she wants." Apparently that includes smoking, stealing and making out with other girls at parties. The best part? She wants to get back together "after she matures and gets it out of her system." FML

#6377568
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21105) - you deserved it (1952)

On 11/20/2009 at 4:30am - love - by ApparentlyIFail (man) - Sent from mobile version

Fail's life also sucks
Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with…

inpain also deserved it
Today, I thought it would be funny to touch my girlfriend's back with my cold hands. She…

Top comments

umm ydi for giving her the impression that you are going to be patiently waiting for her to get being a slut 'out of her system'

#4 - On 11/20/2009 at 10:30am by athame1983

See in context

+25

Move on. She'll never get it out of her system. She's a party girl at heart.

#7 - On 11/20/2009 at 10:50am by jonnymohio

See in context

+16 | 2

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Break that FML
  • Hello everybody! It's great to be back to present you with a new artist. Well, two artists actually. We don't often publish artists that work as a team, and today is all the more interesting because we're…

Wednesday 15 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by