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Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML

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On 11/20/2009 at 3:25am - love - by sadday (man) - United States (Utah)

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home cooked dinner for first date? little too much for first date, she probably wanted something casual so you could both just talk and hang out for a couple of hours. Don't be so intense next time.

#12 - On 11/20/2009 at 7:44am by patticake1601

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YDI for not kidnapping her.

#5 - On 11/20/2009 at 6:44am by badbunny

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