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Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35053) - you deserved it (3295)

On 11/19/2009 at 8:36am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

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wouldn't he be your fiancé?

#5 - On 11/19/2009 at 10:41am by morgan020

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well if you still need a theme, i think frankenstein would have the most badass wedding EVER. obviously you need more optimism.

#3 - On 11/19/2009 at 10:37am by kristenlee

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