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Today, my boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our 1 year anniversary because 'he knew I liked them.' He has no idea why I am so upset. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11884) - you deserved it (30887)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Fucking take them and be happy, asshole.

#1 - On 11/14/2009 at 8:43pm by giganticbrain

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I assume this is another FML about a woman being all pissy cause her boyfriend didn't spend his life savings on jewelry and got her something she can truly enjoy instead.

#7 - On 11/14/2009 at 8:47pm by Luckster

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