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Today, my boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our 1 year anniversary because 'he knew I liked them.' He has no idea why I am so upset. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10945) - you deserved it (28583)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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