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Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up". I certainly wasn't aware. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29580) - you deserved it (1770)

On 12/29/2008 at 2:21am - love - by looz - Sent from mobile version

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Wow, she almost was trying to be a bitch on that one.

#4 - On 05/02/2009 at 1:00am by 24788

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She planned that.

#5 - On 05/04/2009 at 7:13pm by D29

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