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Today, I was on a blind date with a girl my friend set me up with. We went to a fancy restaurant and she ordered the shrimp. I told her, "I'm allergic to shrimp, so you shouldn't order it in case I want to kiss you later." She looked at the waiter and said, "I'll have the shrimp." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52323) - you deserved it (23949)

On 03/26/2009 at 1:11pm - love - by johnfrank (man) - United States (Michigan)

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