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Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML

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On 11/08/2009 at 6:46am - love - by MissBeEyeTeeSeeH (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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What a douche. Dump him!

#4 - On 11/08/2009 at 2:39pm by hk

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what a jerk!! dump him

#5 - On 11/08/2009 at 2:41pm by justmyfreakinluc

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