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Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38237) - you deserved it (8073)

On 11/05/2009 at 3:42pm - love - by x (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Obviously she's not even worth the 65 bucks

#2 - On 11/05/2009 at 5:24pm by IchigoCat

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Now that you know your girlfriend is a whore, you need to get your unit tested thoroughly.

You have no idea what else boyfriend #2 is dipping his dick into while you are renting your girlfriend's pussy.

#12 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:03pm by perdix

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