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Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML

I agree, your life sucks (23338) - you totally deserved it (4528)

On 11/05/2009 at 3:42pm - love - by x (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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YDI for skipping class.

#1 - On 11/05/2009 at 5:23pm by FritoLovesYou

Agreed. Judging by the grammar and typing in his sentence - he needs it

#19 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:37pm by pancakes_n_syrup

sounds like she's been testing a few units too

#21 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:46pm by suaveneanderthal

there's nothing wrong with the grammar and typing.

#42 - On 11/05/2009 at 9:24pm by atty11

ikr ? someone needs to go back to engrish class.

#57 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:46am by mohlee

#21, that made my day (:

#81 - On 11/07/2009 at 10:57am by Rejectofsociety9

Obviously she's not even worth the 65 bucks

#2 - On 11/05/2009 at 5:24pm by IchigoCat

She's not even worth 1 cent!

#67 - On 11/06/2009 at 10:44am by Ruin11thHour

Hahaha oh high school romance. YDI for being in a LDR, skipping class, spending that much money on a damn cab, etc.

#3 - On 11/05/2009 at 5:24pm by avoidthegirl

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#4 - On 11/05/2009 at 5:26pm by KiddNYC10

Ok come on now we all know high school romances aren't worth what they seem to be come on skipping school a girl cant be more than school i know it sucks but in the end school will help you become rich then you can buy love :)

#5 - On 11/05/2009 at 5:29pm by Tamara2011

School can also teach you how to use punctuation.
(HINT HINT)

#15 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:23pm by TheLetterZero

:)

#75 - On 11/06/2009 at 1:12pm by t3resa

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you deserve it for being in your senior year and not having a car. no wonder she left you

#6 - On 11/05/2009 at 5:31pm by jh012

I didn't have a car as a senior. I'm in college and still don't have a license. It hasn't been an issue yet.

#58 - On 11/06/2009 at 3:51am by Rhaegar

You totally deserve it. Couldn't the trip have waited until after school? If your girlfriend didn't understand that you graduating high school is a little more important than her, she's a bitch.

#7 - On 11/05/2009 at 5:34pm by john_cena

I believe that her dating someone else at the same time as him, is what makes her a bitch in this case.

#8 - On 11/05/2009 at 5:38pm by youKnowBetter

How about "She's a bitch because she was cheating on him?"

Christ people, way to miss the point.

#9 - On 11/05/2009 at 5:42pm by Shadic

i Dont understand.. dont parents tell things or jst get a hitch if there girl/boy is cheating?

#10 - On 11/05/2009 at 5:45pm by swec

Ahh to be young and in love. 2 things you ought to know. 1 high school romance won't stand the test of time except in a few rare instances and your grades in HS also don't matter that much either.

#11 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:00pm by Erindub

Your grade 12 marks do. They are the factor that will determine whether you get into a top notch university, or some second rate community college.
however, grade 9 and 10 don't, and grade 11 only a bit.
And I know, I know, just because you go to an excellent university doesn't mean that you will get anywhere in life, but at least it gives you a bit more of a shot. Really it all depends on what your willing to put into it (and how many risks you are willing to take). Sorry for getting off track, but my point still stands, its stupid to risk screwing up an important time in your life for someone else.

#46 - On 11/05/2009 at 10:32pm by damnrosi

Actually when I applied to school they looked at my over all GPA, which included 9-12th grade. Our valedictorian did not get entrance to his dream school (with a 4.4 GPA) just because he didn't do sports or clubs, or anything outside of study.

#61 - On 11/06/2009 at 7:37am by Ligerie

Now that you know your girlfriend is a whore, you need to get your unit tested thoroughly.

You have no idea what else boyfriend #2 is dipping his dick into while you are renting your girlfriend's pussy.

#12 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:03pm by perdix

that was quite graphic.

#31 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:49pm by asafetybuzz

now I procede to remove your balls and award you this vagina *hands a vagina to him* for being a pussy. you kick his ass and call her a fuckin whore and lead on with your life. oh yea... stay in school :\

#13 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:05pm by magenkyo

She may have lured you there.. has she talked lately about any fantasies she's been wanting to act on? Asking you about the attractiveness of other men? Quickly pushing your head towards their mouths? hm?

#14 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:12pm by mercyFML

Man, high school sucks.

#16 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:29pm by anjyu22

Well, have you learned a lesson about priorities? She's a bitch for cheating, sure, but you did something pretty stupid. Your future is more important than making some selfish bint happy, dude-- and a girl worth dating would want you to take your test and pass your classes before coming to visit.

#17 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:30pm by pope_suburban

Damn straight!

#68 - On 11/06/2009 at 11:03am by vtmuse

Wow thats sad!

#18 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:32pm by caligirl805

How could she have kept two relationships going for that long?? She's a bitch ... but she is hella talented at keeping secrets and living a double life lol. I see a future for her as undercover FBI.

And yeah, your test is a little more important. If it was just a regular class I would say he was being romantic (come on, we all skipped class once or twice.) But skipping a test is just dumb.

#20 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:42pm by unFmyLife

It's not that hard if one's a long distance relationship.

#38 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:30pm by your_face

How do you know he's her boyfriend of a year? Unless you knew about it in the first place, therefore nulling your "FML".
And if you only recently found out, YDI because you were too stupid to figure it out. I could understand not knowing after a few weeks or months, but a year? Really? There had to've been some warning signs.

Also, everyone else, high school romances work just fine if you're not a stupid prick. They just happened to be stupid pricks. :|

#22 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:52pm by LeverPuller

high school romances DO work just fine, thank you for saying that. i've been dating my boyfriend since high school, and we get along just fine. it's all about the maturity level of the couple.

#34 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:05pm by asafetybuzz

Exaaaactly.
I've dated my boyfriend since my sophmore year. I am now a freshman in college and we've been dating for three years next Tuesday wooooo. .-.
[/end personal story]

|D

#40 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:41pm by LeverPuller

Agreed. High school romances can work. I've been with my boyfriend since my freshman year of high school. We're into our junior year of college now. But school was always a priority. Any girl who disagrees isn't worth your time. And YDI for not seeing the signs. For real?

#41 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:54pm by catastrophicsock

i've been with my boyfriend since my sophomore year of high school and i'm a freshman in college, too! he's a sophomore. our third anniversary will be in march!

and catastrophicsock, school is also mine and my boyfriend's priority. when we first began dating, i told him that if he got in the way of my education, he would have to go. :) and he feels the same so it works!

yaaaaay for successful high school romances! although they don't ALWAYS work out. >.

#69 - On 11/06/2009 at 11:26am by asafetybuzz

Haha, neat. xD Yeah, I told him if he even begins to think about 'marriage' or anything of the like before I finish my first four years of college, he's out of luck. Though we agreed on that so it all works out.
We're even going to try the long-distance thing because his dad has a very nice well paying job waiting for him when he moves back out there. It'll only be for a year or two though because I have four more years of college after these four years out in the same state. x_x

And I wouldn't really know about relationships not woking out either way. He's the only boyfriend I've had. I'm so inexperienced lol xP

#73 - On 11/06/2009 at 12:52pm by LeverPuller

YDI for having a slut as a girlfriend.

#23 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:57pm by Harrywhat

Hey, at least you got screwed, right? :) Kudos for being a dedicated boyfriend, but you should definitely brush up your choosing skills. Maybe in college - there's lots of ass in college. You have to pass your tests first, though.

Also...I agree with #12, you might want to go get yourself tested now.

#24 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:04pm by marshmallowmouse

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Maybe if you had a bigger penis she wouldn't need another boyfriend. Yours clearly isn't that big, if you would skip all your classes and paid 65 bucks for a cab ride just to see her. Grow a spine, stop going trying to suck up to her so much. High school romances don't last anyway. I can't say I blame her for cheating on you ya big pussy. YDI

#25 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:06pm by pulpfiction

You already knew about it. Yes, you did. Don't deny it. It's never out of the blue-- there are always signs, even something as simple as the way she dresses hints at how faithful she is. Does she dress to impress you, or does she dress to impress all boys? Think about it.

#26 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:09pm by NumberZine

Ugh.. I should introduce you to my ex. He thought just because sometimes I wore a skirt or a dress (not short) when I went out with my girl friends meant that I was sleeping around (I never cheated on him or even considered it). Just because a girl likes to look nice/make herself feel attractive doesn't mean she's cheating.

However, I do agree with you that if it's been going on for a year he should have noticed SOMETHING off.

#33 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:57pm by palmtrees

YDI for skipping school. No person is worth your future

#27 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:21pm by whooshk

dude that was money well spent now you can kick that cheating bitch to the curb

#28 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:28pm by PimpDaddyT

that's what u get for having a long distance relationship!

#29 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:31pm by xKrAzYx

Sixty five dollar cab ride is like a thirty minute drive. That's not long distance.
Retard.

#30 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:38pm by LeverPuller

Awh, that sucks. I'm sorry, because I'm guessing that the real FML is that your girlfriend was with another guy, and for so long too. But how could you not have guessed?

#32 - On 11/05/2009 at 7:51pm by cheetahboo2010

The things you do for love.

#35 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:10pm by SaintJimmy

That sucks but get even . Pretend you didn't see anything . Sleep with her best friend then break up with her cheating ass. Let her catch you and her friend together . That way she can feel betrayed as you do now . Good luck .

#36 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:12pm by urlifeisworse

YDI for ditching important shit at school for her. If you have that kind of relationship, she knows she can probably get away with shitting on you and have you keep running back.

#37 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:28pm by JohnnyTheFox

The situation is obvious: you are an idiot and your time would certainly have been better spent in your classes trying to learn something.

But at least now you know what 65 bucks in cab fare and surprising your "girlfriend" is worth.

#39 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:35pm by FerrariCake

YDI on so many levels, but mostly because you believed a long distance high school relationship worked for longer than a month.

#43 - On 11/05/2009 at 9:45pm by dearambivalence

ummm why wasn't your gf in school

#44 - On 11/05/2009 at 10:08pm by No_fyl_cuz_ydi

WOW dude that makes me a little sad ... U must hate ur life ATM

#45 - On 11/05/2009 at 10:11pm by BunnyDrastic

21 wins my attention. Plus, that's the opposite of the fml where the 2 people fly but miss each other. Except, this is a surprise loss.

#47 - On 11/05/2009 at 10:37pm by Super_Vegetto

thats sucks for u! :(

#48 - On 11/05/2009 at 10:54pm by kravitzz1990

That's horrible. You should tell her to refund your cab fair.

#49 - On 11/05/2009 at 10:59pm by 99MDC

wtf! this is a total FML! I don't now how could people say it's a YDI... seriously... if ti's trus it's a real shit puke an elephant ass!!!

#50 - On 11/05/2009 at 11:33pm by BB7

man! I really have a bad writing skill when I'm drunk!!!

#52 - On 11/05/2009 at 11:37pm by BB7

fucking cunt. your better than her buddy

#51 - On 11/05/2009 at 11:34pm by fenner

bitch. that's all she is

#53 - On 11/05/2009 at 11:43pm by clccvideo

where do u go to school, mexico? grade 12 classes? ydi for being an illegal. jk, I haven't even read the story

#54 - On 11/06/2009 at 12:08am by srak

Mexico?!

#56 - On 11/06/2009 at 2:08am by Gen2105

#54, are you making fun of him for saying "grade 12" instead of "12th grade"? There are actually places where that is the normal way to say it. Where I live (Alberta, Canada), it's unusual to hear someone say "the first grade" instead of "grade one".

#82 - On 11/07/2009 at 12:32pm by coookiemonster

gotta spot a hoe when you see em'

#59 - On 11/06/2009 at 4:27am by irockish

YDI for being an idiot and putting a girl above school!

I hope you dumped her and sent her the cab bill!

#60 - On 11/06/2009 at 4:50am by Tez_Mum

No one is ever worth skipping education for.

#62 - On 11/06/2009 at 8:04am by Lisa89

pWned!!!! you should have stuck your fuckstick between their lips as revenge

#63 - On 11/06/2009 at 8:45am by Satans_Taint

YDI for skipping class. Hell, you tempted fate by engaging in a relationship in the first place (it's a gamble you decided to take).

On the other hand, would you rather have kept on dating the cheating broad? Even for your recent foolish behavior, you should at least be thankful that you know now - at least this cloud had a silver lining.

#64 - On 11/06/2009 at 9:52am by blastvortex

he didnt deserve that... she obviously needs to get her ass beat... seriously

#65 - On 11/06/2009 at 9:54am by Ayostephdizza16

YDI for believing that any girl wouldn't be cheating on you in a highschool relationship when: A)you're a $65 cab ride away. B)Don't have your own car to visit her.

#66 - On 11/06/2009 at 10:19am by johnnymoe

the things people do for "love"...sorry dude!

#70 - On 11/06/2009 at 11:33am by kittenmeow

lol..ur all gay..this is the internet...spelling and grammar and stuff dont count...no one really cares..u just make urselves look like idiots...i hope something just as bad happens to all you fags that say YDI...cuz no one deserves that..you illiterate fools...

#71 - On 11/06/2009 at 12:24pm by bsias4ever

your a fkin moron....The poster of this comment is a moron..act like YDI for skipping class..big fkin deal..everyone does it eventually..your just another annoying poster...FAG *this is to all of you that say YDI Fyi*

#72 - On 11/06/2009 at 12:26pm by bsias4ever

I've never skipped class. So, your 'facts' kind of fall apart there. Also, there's a BIG difference between skipping class, which CAN be generally harmless, and skipping your senior year classes AND an exam to see your girlfriend you could have just visited after school.
And to your other comment, spelling and grammar AND punctuation count just as much on the internet as in real life, if not more so. You talk more than you write in real life, so no one has to see your mistakes. On the internet, everyone has to see your mistakes. It makes you look like a dumbass if you write like english is your second language (when it's your first). And you look even stupider writing in chat speak. Makes you seem like you're ten years old.

#74 - On 11/06/2009 at 1:02pm by LeverPuller

stupider -> more stupid

#76 - On 11/06/2009 at 3:02pm by 42billybob

Yeah, but I like the way it sounds more. At least it's still intelligible.
I also use I'd've.
:/

#77 - On 11/06/2009 at 3:20pm by LeverPuller

Has anyone noticed that instead of women saying "what a dirty slut for cheating, im sorry OP" they instead say stuff like "your a bad person for spending 65 bucks and sacrificing your time, to see your girlfriend, whom you love".

WHAT?! HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE?!

He's being selfless and loving, she's a conniving 2face cunt bitch, and HE'S the bad guy?!



,,,,WOMEN!

#78 - On 11/06/2009 at 9:09pm by wrwrestler

omg what a fucking bitch. FYL buuut there are plenty of fish in the seaaaaaaa

#79 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:49am by cecilia_weasley

High school romance, serious business.

#80 - On 11/07/2009 at 10:19am by hypoxxia

YDI for skipping class.
YDI for dating a bimbo who skips class.
It's too bad the relationship didn't work out, you two could have made a whole litter of dumb class-skipping babies.

#83 - On 11/08/2009 at 4:59am by Ninjaface

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