Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17070) - you totally deserved it (3708)
On 11/05/2009 at 5:12am - love - by scumbag (woman) - United States (Texas)
the comments became very heated in that one and in the end, no one really wins. As the internet saying goes, "Arguing on the internet is like winning the Special Olympics. Even though you may win, you're still retarded."
And yes, I was in one of those "discussions."
#19 - On 11/05/2009 at 12:47pm by Brave_Sir_Robin
the one about somebody committing suicide by jumping in front of a train, saying it was selfish, and discovering their friend's sister did it. That FML got deleted.
#26 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:07pm by MermaidSongXOXO
FYL if you didn't know he was married. YDI if you did know. HDI either way.
#3 - On 11/05/2009 at 10:26am by zuli
Dating a married man, huh? Well, I guess he needed two ladies...
Double da sammiches.
#4 - On 11/05/2009 at 10:28am by MermaidSongXOXO
This is written so badly.
I'll bet the wife wants to know why her husband's phone has the OP's number on it.
The way it's written suggests that the wife has the OP's phone and discovered her husband's number on it, but how could she call the OP with her own phone and the OP answer the same phone? Quantum mechanics?
Thanks for making Texas schools look good.
I was thinking the same thing. If people post FMLs, it should at least have proper sentence structure.
#7 - On 11/05/2009 at 10:44am by MermaidSongXOXO
Well, if the wife looked at the phone and saw that some random woman was calling it, she would wonder why the other woman (the OP) would have her husband's number. Now, would the question, "Why are you calling my husbands phone?" make more sense? Yes, but what the OP wrote is clear to me.
That'd make sense, but the OP is the one who got called.
#12 - On 11/05/2009 at 11:39am by MermaidSongXOXO
Yea...DUH! The OP got called because the wife saw on her husband's phone that the OP's number has been texting or calling him...it's not that difficult to understand -_-
#20 - On 11/05/2009 at 1:24pm by Puolukka
If the OP wasn't him, and the wife was on the other end, and the husband is ded, then who was phone?
#8 - On 11/05/2009 at 10:49am by Brave_Sir_Robin
Well let her strap one on and let them Eiffel tower you. I smell a divorce coming, lucky you, you just won a cheating loser!!! Congrats
#10 - On 11/05/2009 at 11:16am by donkey_hang_down
haven't I read this at least 30 times already? fuck! get some new stories!
#13 - On 11/05/2009 at 11:56am by anonymous69
sucks for you. unless you knew he was married/involved, then you deserve it.
#16 - On 11/05/2009 at 12:30pm by atty11
Give her a break it was a small typo. But yeah he's a dick.
#18 - On 11/05/2009 at 12:46pm by LikeOhMahGoose
And to think i was led to believe pimpin' ain't easy...
#21 - On 11/05/2009 at 1:27pm by ChaplinSnakker
I feel more sorry for his wife, you said you were 'seeing him' so doesn't sound like it was serious or that you were in love.. so actually, its lucky you found out so soon.
#23 - On 11/05/2009 at 1:44pm by lmaoatyourlife
Why do these FMLs always stop just as they are about to get interesting.
First tell her something to get her off your back, like you are a writing an article on some topic the guy knows about. Then tell the guy you want a gift to show his affection. After that, then another gift or you go Fatal Attraction on him.
#27 - On 11/05/2009 at 3:16pm by I_am_stupid_also
uhm end it now .... why get the other woman off her back?
sh'd just keep coming back ... especially if she sees texts about coming over or something
#30 - On 11/05/2009 at 4:26pm by Entity4Infinity
This FML is all wrong, how did she even know you had his number, and how did she even know who you were?
#32 - On 11/05/2009 at 4:31pm by hellokimmiee
at least you're practing safe sex dating married men lol
#35 - On 11/05/2009 at 6:40pm by ClownSmilely
read the other comments before you post people. we've already cleared up that she must've gone through her husband's phone and seen texts or calls.
Well, what did you tell her? :P and how is his love life currently? :P
#37 - On 11/05/2009 at 8:00pm by cheetahboo2010
she doesnt she said that the woman called wondering why her number was in her husbands phone... obviously the OP must have been calling or texting and the wife saw it
#41 - On 11/06/2009 at 3:44pm by Entity4Infinity
