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Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML

I agree, your life sucks (20271) - you totally deserved it (1745)

On 11/02/2009 at 12:08am - love - by OhJoy (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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Gushing message?

#1 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:09am by veganphotog

Yeah, sounds messy doesn't it. :\

#16 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:09am by Starayo

The FML isn't that her boyfriend was leading a double life, it's that she writes gushing messages about loved ones to complete strangers when all she had to say was "yes". XD

#34 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:49pm by Reyo

As someone who makes a lot of bad jokes on this site, I want you to know that that joke was just simply horrible. Guess you didn't pass "Grade Cheese". Okay now I'm not sure who's joke is worse. :/

#5 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:21am by jchansfan

oh lawd..
my turn: What's green and smells like paint?



green paint
:/

#17 - On 11/02/2009 at 8:05am by ILIEKGIRLS

I blame you for this ILIEKGIRLS: What's brown and sticky?

shit.

duh.

#46 - On 11/12/2009 at 6:01pm by raumasy

why the hell would you do that? its like if you're on line at 7-11 and another person asks you if they sell pepsi and you lecture them on how much you love pepsi because it tastes good.

#3 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:10am by firebird94

That's what you get for acting like an idiot and bragging about somebody who you'll probably hate within the next year.

#4 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:16am by giganticbrain

You're such an idiot. When people date they don't usually plan on hating each other, at all. If you do, you have issues, and no hopes of ever having a fulfilling relationship.

#40 - On 11/02/2009 at 8:33pm by Harpy20

ouch!

#6 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:21am by Charlina

I thought he was my boyfriend!!

#7 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:26am by Savvysass

How about you all move to Utah?

#8 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:31am by QuentinM95

It never occured to you that it was strange for some random girl to be asking you that?

#9 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:32am by girlygirl666

i agree. but wow i feel bad for you. but what if its a joke? oO i mean you dont even know the girl.

#13 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:41am by nabzilla

The way you said it, it kinda sounds like you overdid it as if to drive her away from him or to show off. If that's the case, then it is kinda poetic justice... But if you were just like "Yeah, I love him sooo much! =)" then I'm sorry that happened to you... and her. =(

#10 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:34am by jchansfan

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#11 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:35am by offspringfan122

She: Is xxx by any chance your bf?
You: Ohh my god yes!!! He's such a lovely guy, I love him soooo much.. We always hang out down the pier, and he blushes when I kiss, I think that's cute.. ohh.. did I tell you how lovely is xxx?? god, I can't imagine my life without xxx.. oh, and who are you btw??

#12 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:37am by WonderBlunder

I am Ralph, his pedicurist... he was supposed to be my boyfriend...bitch!

#18 - On 11/02/2009 at 8:11am by Flutist

Being blonde explained why she was so easily bedazzled by her boyfriend.

#24 - On 11/02/2009 at 9:56am by mekeskidi

Lmfao!

#25 - On 11/02/2009 at 10:25am by sandrasavage

the problem is.. you loveee bad boys!

#14 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:58am by Wet_Dream

Not all manhoes are bad boys. In fact the way she gushed about hoe much he cared about her and treated her so well, he sounds more like a preppy kid/jock type. Bad boys aren't reknown for treating their partners particularly well, quite the opposite at times.

#15 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:01am by jchansfan

eh. he's a cheater but treats you well. id rather be with someone like that than someone faithful who is an asshole.

#21 - On 11/02/2009 at 9:29am by rosemary

Being a cheater makes you an asshole. A faithful asshole cares about you enough to stand by you, where as a cheater would leave you fairly easily odds are. Though really, those are two or the worst options out there. Most people can do a lot better.

#22 - On 11/02/2009 at 9:42am by jchansfan

Wtf? Am I reading this right?

#26 - On 11/02/2009 at 11:03am by Ligerie

Uh. When you're cheating on someone who you're in a relationship with, you're not treating them well. Shows the lack of respect you have towards the other person and for the relationship itself.

#29 - On 11/02/2009 at 11:30am by Mata_Hari

Wow, I'd like to see you in a relationship like that, then see what you think.

#41 - On 11/02/2009 at 8:36pm by Harpy20

# 21 why the low standards... i bet you can find someone who's faithful and treats you well!!!

#23 - On 11/02/2009 at 9:44am by lebrockshard

Maybe she just said that because you annoyed her by that way you were like "OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!HE'S SO AWESOME AND AMAZING AND HE TREATS ME SOOOOO WELL". 'Cause if that were me, I'd have said some shit about him just because people like that are annoying.

#27 - On 11/02/2009 at 11:04am by confizzled

What's wrong with gushing messages? Haven't you ever been like so happy that you wanna share it with everyone? Well whatever you and that other girl should egg his house and put cereal on his lawn and turn the sprinklers on :3

#28 - On 11/02/2009 at 11:30am by LikeOhMahGoose

I have a interesting take on this. The way the girl worded by saying "he was suppose to be my boyfriend too" maybe she had been flirting with him for a while and thought that he liked her only for him to start dating the OP and it was more the girl confirming her worst fears that he was taken.

#30 - On 11/02/2009 at 11:57am by captaincanoe

no one wants to hear you gush, she just asked you a simple question

#31 - On 11/02/2009 at 1:00pm by darkblue_13

You sound like one of those incredibly irritating girls that think the whole universe wants to know how perfect your relationship is.

#32 - On 11/02/2009 at 1:09pm by eliz3

"John Tucker Must Die" much? haha. that sucks tho

#35 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:56pm by quarty165

Fastasy, meet reality. If you really knew your BF as well as you supposed you did, this wouldn't have happened. YDI, I'm afraid. It's better than you get a reality check now than later down the line.

The good news is that now he's lost both of his girlfriends and probably won't be able to find another one. The worm burns. LOL That's awesome.

#36 - On 11/02/2009 at 4:13pm by blastvortex

Hey come on people saying "why are you sending gushing mail?" If this person is proud of the fact that she's in love what's wrong with that? And for what it's worth, people who make jokes like that suck. If it is...

#37 - On 11/02/2009 at 4:31pm by PT_again

FYL, but YDI

#38 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:16pm by Boxingsweets

No one deserves to be cheated on, but I guess that's how idiots who end up/stay in bad relationships think.

#42 - On 11/02/2009 at 8:41pm by Harpy20

John Tucker must die ..

#39 - On 11/02/2009 at 7:13pm by mutter_q95

Epic imo.

#43 - On 11/03/2009 at 12:21pm by Vindii

dude, same thing happened to me. right there with you.

#44 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:14pm by cb04

I say you guys tag team him. Maybe burn some of his clothes, bash his tv etc

#45 - On 11/07/2009 at 7:09pm by oreomon

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