Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7132) - you totally deserved it (14344)
On 11/01/2009 at 10:44pm - love - by CandlesSuck - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Ouch...painful. Still, it could have been worse. The burn could have been somewhere else...
#1 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:59am by Shadow_vamp_503
Exactly. What a depressing, sad and pitiful event has been thrown at your miserable life by cruel, ruthless fate.
The back and forth shifting of past tense and present tense in this FML irks me.
#5 - On 11/02/2009 at 3:03am by allmidnighteyes
Now you don't have to worry about getting one when your 40...
#6 - On 11/02/2009 at 3:17am by Austinsnyder601
What would have been better if a candle fell in and made bubbles, so your gf thought you farted lol
#11 - On 11/02/2009 at 3:31am by Austinsnyder601
You're from NS eh. I hope I go to school with you so I can see your battle wound.
#16 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:27am by idrivefast
This isnt related but... I must find whoever wrote "Today, i was sitting on the counter with my two friends. One of them threw a fry at me and I thought it was a bicycle. I fell back and died. FML"
TELL ME WHO YOU ARE SO WE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS
#17 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:32am by polico_wolf
And you seriously didn't think to put your head IN the water to extinguish the flames? YDI for being stupid
#19 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:52am by semisanity
Never really checked, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't take that long to dunk your head in the bathtub after you find out your hair is on fire.
#27 - On 11/02/2009 at 1:23pm by semisanity
"I fell into a burning ring of fire. I fell down, down, down and the flames went higher.
And it burns, burns, burns..."
#22 - On 11/02/2009 at 9:08am by Brave_Sir_Robin
The ring of fire, the ring of fire :) oeyyy!
OP hasn't specified their gender, so I'm assuming your're a guy here. Shave your head. If you're a butch lesbian, shave your head.
#23 - On 11/02/2009 at 11:44am by iGreen_Day
You should go downtown and ask the local merchants if they want to buy the ad space on the back of your head.
You probably can get some good money because people will be staring at your hole all day long. Might as well use it to generate some ad revenue.
Why are you doing it it the bathtub? It looks cool in movies, but is very uncomfortable IRL. That's what bedrooms are for.
Aww, that was sweet. :3
I don't get how you could of deserved it...
#31 - On 11/02/2009 at 3:43pm by fatherpunk
Most predictable FML ever, but I do have one question. Did you ask your girlfriend why she didn't say anything when she saw your hair on fire?
#34 - On 11/03/2009 at 12:24pm by Vindii
Well maybe if they were making out before they got to the "next part" she had her eyes closed and didn't see the fire.
#36 - On 11/03/2009 at 8:24pm by DisposableHeroes
Gosh I wish my life sucked as much as yours. Wait - yours doesn't sound so bad at all.
#35 - On 11/03/2009 at 4:32pm by Professor59
aww thats such a sweet thing 2 do 4 ur gf sorry it ended badly tho :P :(
#37 - On 11/03/2009 at 10:28pm by izabella
