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Today, I invited my girlfriend to come over, telling her I had a surprise. I filled the bathtub and lit a lot of candles to be romantic. She gets here, and we start doing our thing. Until we smell something burning. It was my hair. I now have a bald spot on the back of my head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13555) - you deserved it (25157)

On 11/01/2009 at 10:44pm - love - by CandlesSuck - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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Ouch...painful. Still, it could have been worse. The burn could have been somewhere else...

#1 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:59am by Shadow_vamp_503

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Best FML ever, your life sucks in so many ways...

#2 - On 11/02/2009 at 3:00am by DumbStruck79

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