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Today, I flew to see the guy that I've been in love with for 3 years. We spent the day at Walmart. To buy a plunger. After I blocked up the toilet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26605) - you deserved it (7029)

On 11/01/2009 at 9:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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eww. Rule number one, never take a shit in a guys house your just starting to date.

#3 - On 11/02/2009 at 3:02am by jamila123

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So? He knows you're a human being. If he's worth a damn he can get over it. You have shared a special, intimate moment which may be the source of private "in-jokes" between you for years to come.
If he can't deal with it forget him. He never was worth it after all.

#20 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:29am by wellinever

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