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Today, I flew to see the guy that I've been in love with for 3 years. We spent the day at Walmart. To buy a plunger. After I blocked up the toilet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35721) - you deserved it (9299)

On 11/01/2009 at 9:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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eww. Rule number one, never take a shit in a guys house your just starting to date.

#3 - On 11/02/2009 at 3:02am by jamila123

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woooo! mudbutt!

you belong on people of walmart :]

#1 - On 11/02/2009 at 3:00am by allmidnighteyes

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