[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, my dad called me for the first time in weeks. All he wanted to tell me was that Ashlee Simpson got fired from Melrose Place. Then he hung up. FML

#6098461 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (21297) - you deserved it (1465)

On 11/01/2009 at 8:37am - love - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

More FMLs?

Loser's life also sucks
Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but...

Anonymous's life also sucks
Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone,...

Joe also deserved it
Today, I realized that the drunk-me deletes my texts, so the sober-me doesn't get mad. Well turns out,...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!