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Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33837) - you deserved it (6961)

On 10/29/2009 at 1:20am - love - by chipmunk (woman) - United States (California)

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you should love someone for who they are not what they look like.

#5 - On 10/29/2009 at 10:08am by Xellith

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but chipmunks rule! ALVIN, SIMON, THEODORE.

#6 - On 10/29/2009 at 10:08am by RockieGirl

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