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Today, I learned that girls don't like it when you pass out from carrying them to the bed. What they DO like, is telling all their friends. FML


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On 10/28/2009 at 1:07pm - love - by thatguy (man) - United States (Ohio)

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why would she tell all her friends that you carrying her made you pass out? That seems like something she would want to keep private. How exactly does one pass out from carrying someone? I don't get it! Someone clarify!

#6 - On 10/28/2009 at 5:14pm by AngelRaven89

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Ummm you all assume she's fat, she's either fat, OR this guy is super weak, and that's why she is telling all her friends and thet's why he's embarrassed, that seems to make more sense.

#9 - On 10/28/2009 at 5:23pm by Fontario4

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