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Today, I learned that girls don't like it when you pass out from carrying them to the bed. What they DO like, is telling all their friends. FML

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On 10/28/2009 at 1:07pm - love - by thatguy (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Ummm you all assume she's fat, she's either fat, OR this guy is super weak, and that's why she is telling all her friends and thet's why he's embarrassed, that seems to make more sense.

#9 - On 10/28/2009 at 5:23pm by Fontario4

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Why'd you pass out?

#4 - On 10/28/2009 at 5:11pm by FreshPie

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