Today, I learned that girls don't like it when you pass out from carrying them to the bed. What they DO like, is telling all their friends. FML
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On 10/28/2009 at 1:07pm - love - by thatguy (man) - United States (Ohio)
were you dropped on your head as a baby? i mean, seriously... poundage?
#13 - On 10/28/2009 at 5:42pm by repyourcliche
That sucks. She must've been overweight, or else you shouldn't have tried carrying her.
#3 - On 10/28/2009 at 5:08pm by Eaglestrike117
why would she tell all her friends that you carrying her made you pass out? That seems like something she would want to keep private. How exactly does one pass out from carrying someone? I don't get it! Someone clarify!
#6 - On 10/28/2009 at 5:14pm by AngelRaven89
Ummm you all assume she's fat, she's either fat, OR this guy is super weak, and that's why she is telling all her friends and thet's why he's embarrassed, that seems to make more sense.
dont be mad he prob was overexerting himself with a boner
#11 - On 10/28/2009 at 5:31pm by cerebellum
Well done, cerebellum, you got the right answer!
While hauling his girl off to bed, all the blood rushed from his head (the big one) to engorge the little* one in preparation for battle.
*If you are a circus pinhead with a porno dick, reverse "big" and "little".
(confused) pass out from carrying her??? Ohhhh ok.... :) that makes more sense, especially if his dick was HUGE for his skinny body!!!! :D
She probably wasn't fat at all and the guy just fainted at a bad time. Sorry man.
#17 - On 10/28/2009 at 6:07pm by realxmuto
I dont' get this one at all. he passed out while carrying her to bed? did she just happen to luck up and land on the bed at just the last second? This implies to me that some girl got dropped on her ass perhaps with a boyfriend collapsing on her just for good measure.
How is she so jovial about this? I am surprised she is not bitching to all her friends about how she was going to make sweet love to her boyfriend but instead has a concussion. F Her Life
#19 - On 10/28/2009 at 6:40pm by lets_be_ian
seriously, if one girl knows something, every other girl within 200 miles will know it within 24 hours.
you're embarrassed because she told all her friends that you passed out after carrying her? she should me embarrassed, not you.
#24 - On 10/28/2009 at 7:29pm by tequilabird
wow. that's just bitchy. she gets drunk and then makes you take her home, and then she makes fun of you? not to mention she decided that you're weak instead of accepting that she might be fat.
#26 - On 10/28/2009 at 7:53pm by the_stereotype
I would've lashed back with a "Girls like you need a tow truck to carry. I'm still lucky to have my arms."
#30 - On 10/28/2009 at 10:12pm by 2Chances2Fail
so either you're a little girly man or you were hauling some ham beast. Either way fyl.
#31 - On 10/29/2009 at 12:08am by subcultured
next time, instead of carrying her. Just grab a twinkie and tie it to a stick on her forhead
#32 - On 10/29/2009 at 12:31am by turtleboy13
y'all all just asume she was fat, he could have passed out for various reasons! BTW girls do tell their friends stuff like that! lol.
#33 - On 10/29/2009 at 12:35am by kristidgranger
He said he passed out FROM carrying her to bed. That is one reason not 'various reasons'. So something involved in carrying her to the bed caused him to pass out, and the only thing I can think of is she is so big it was too much for him to handle. If she weighed like 120 pounds even the weakest dude ever could handle carrying her. And 'y'all all'? WTF is that supposed to mean? You all all? You doubled yourself there.
Next time, just let her carry you. Either you get a nice romantic ride, or she can't handle the burden either and you can tell all your friends. Win-win.
I just signed up to say... YOU are all idiots.
The reason he "passed out" was because he was drunk... clearly your all too stupid to come to this conclusion.
? Unless you're the OP I don't believe you. He said he passed out FROM carrying her to the bed. So unless carrying her to the bed somehow made him drunk, that's NOT it. You were right jchansfan, they are a total ass but I don't think they're right.
Oh i meant they were right that it didn't really occur to anyone, i think they were rather full of themselves insisting they "KNEW" it was 'cause the OP was drunk. :P
What they like even MORE is screwing your brains out while you're passed out. You should listen more carefully to what she's telling her friends, you might here something interesting. ;)
Been there done that bro. I didnt pass out, but it was hard to carry her up 3 flights of stairs so I could put her to bed, not even have sex. lol. Sorry bro.
