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Today, my boyfriend was reaching over to give me a hug for no reason. I said "Aww, You're sweet! I love you too!" He looked confused and said, "That's great, but I was reaching for the remote." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21565) - you deserved it (4565)

On 10/27/2009 at 5:57pm - love - by Queen_of_Night (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Dear Op: I hate you

#3 - On 10/27/2009 at 7:36pm by Savvysass

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Don't get between a man and his remote! And we won't get between you and your phone.

#5 - On 10/27/2009 at 7:37pm by nokillnobeepbeep

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