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Today, I surprised my boyfriend at work, only to notice that his neck was covered in hickies. The night before, he texted me saying he needed alone time to get his mind together. Looks like he got together with another mind. FML

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On 10/22/2009 at 8:09am - love - by LonelyHeart (man) - United States (Washington)

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If he told you he wanted time alone why did you go looking for him?

#6 - On 10/22/2009 at 10:32am by TomFantastic

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You didn't go to "surprise" him, you felt insecure and wanted confirmation.

#16 - On 10/22/2009 at 11:04am by Sparkey

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