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Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?". I said "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?". She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10099) - you deserved it (32025)

On 10/21/2009 at 3:53pm - love - by fyourlife (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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FAIL! XD

#1 - On 10/21/2009 at 7:22pm by DemonicAngel151

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YDI, and also, this is a horribly worded and awkwardly written "FML".

#7 - On 10/21/2009 at 7:36pm by valuemeal2

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