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Today, while working, I was flirting with this cute girl I was ringing up. When I asked her if she had her store card she said "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?". I said "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?". She said "No." I didn't know I could punch in her card with just the number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7204) - you deserved it (21626)

On 10/21/2009 at 3:53pm - love - by fyourlife (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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