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sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Modern Warfare 2 > You.
Very true... either join in or get snuffed out
Extremely true. Besides, shouldn't you know when you first met?
only 21 more days though, dude mw2 is more important than megan fox herself...dont feel bad
this is true
20 more days!
Agreed aslo.
He has had you the whole time.
Modern warfare 2 Release days on the other hand is a once in a life time oppurtunity!
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you have such a damn issue with him knowing the exact date for COD, but ill bet your pathetic ass knows the EXACT date of the new twilight movie release. smh you pathetic twat, you need to GET a life before it can be fucked. YDI.
Get over it. Call of Duty is probably a lot cooler than you are, and probably a lot more fun to be around.
YDI for starting a relationship on the days COD comes out...I mean seriously, COD comes out every year, and if your anniversaries are on the same days, how could you compete with that?
BECAUSE THIS DIDN'T OCCUR TO ANYONE APPARENTLY.
MAYBE they started dating on October 11th and she thought he had put the day before the month.
because some people actually write it like that.
also, it would make sense that he would edit his sig to reflect that if they had started dating so recently...
or would that make too much sense? :P
maybe this didnt occur to you, but shes AMERICAN. we dont put the day before the month.
Wait, I'm confused.
Now, bear with me, because my brain is a little scrambled today, but did the OP mean Nov. 10 or Oct. 11? Was she talking about the actual day they started going out, or their anniversary? The whole FML would make much more sense if this was about an anniversary... Not to mention it's a little weird to expect a boyfriend to worship the ground you walk on after only nine days of dating (or, er, 21 days until they start dating?).
Now I'm even more confused.
Modern warfare 2 > any single human
if i had a choice with two big buttons saying 'stop production of this game and save random human' and 'random human lives', i would hit the first one
I PREORDERED DIS SHIZ!!!
u dumb bitch
she even said it was for the cod game, which comes out 11/10/09 as in November
gtfo of the internet
hey..just wanted to say..I think that you are an asshole! messed up for saying that just so ya know
#185 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:30pm by eja
She said she THOUGHT it was the day they first became a couple(aka anniversary) and then realized it wasn't it was for MW2.. which means she didnt even know when they started and now she's pissed off..so not only is she hypocritical for getting angry, but she actually thinks she is more important than Modern Warfare 2! psh..i hope someone Noobtubes you OP! :-P
COD MW2 FTW.
YDI FYL
G2G KTHNXBYE
cool people play call of duty, if you dont like people who play COD you just plain dont like people who are out of your league
Well then I'm couting down the days till your anniversary. MW2 will be the best game ever!
And this is why none of you gamer geeks have girlfriends. Okay she made a silly mistake, who doesn't every once in a while? She just seen a date and thought it was their day at first glance. But if a video game is more important than your girlfriend, you don't deserve one. For real? Grow up.
stfu you're probably fat and lonely and wish one of those gamer geeks would ask you out.
Sorry, I guess not everything is about you. And, the large portion of these "everything has to be about me" are from women. I'm pretty sure almost no guy would get mad at their girlfriend if their gf put the date of a Twilight release at the end of their messages. And most girls would even put a little heart at the end. And still...almost no guy would care.
#131 - Pretty much what I was going to say
How could the day you met be in the future? And don't you know when you became a couple?
#213 has it right and I agree with his post.
Assuming, of course, that I don't actually HAVE to watch twilight when she goes and sees it.
Dude some people in the US do put the day before the month. In fact it's a fairly common practices in some parts of the US. But you should puts dates like that any how since it is easy to Mix up.
Get over it? If you're serious. Guys aren't good with remembering specific dates like that. :/ And apparantly you didn't even remember, because you 'thought' it was the date you became a couple so even you don't know.
Oh suck it up.
Btw, you fail. You didn't realize that wasn't your anniversary.
#3 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:31am by ybotx
Agreed. Plus, did you become a couple in the future, because as far as I know, November of '09 hasn't come yet. If you meant of '08 you should have said so. Plus, sometimes video games are more exciting. Get over yourself
#3,
I couldn't have said it better myself :D
She blushed because she thought it said 08 probably, or maybe 10 instead of 11? Obviously not future... If you look at something quickly do you remember EXACTLY what it says? Even for something as trivial as a signature?
Mmm you should be happy if he remembers your anniversary alone, I think your expecting a little much to wanting it change his signature to the date you guys started going out. Not really an FML
I don't think the problem is your boyfriend, I think it's you. Then again, the idea that you are overreacting here is completely outlandish. Right?
#6 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:32am by Torise
I love that she is reading way too much into something stupid. Also Im curious, does OP have the day they started dating as her text signature? I highly doubt she does, so how the hell can she bitch about him not having it?!
She's not bitching about him not putting that as his signature.
In fact, she's actually not bitching at all. The only FML about this is that she was mistaken. Never once in the FML did she complain that it was the game release and not their anniversary. She was just stating facts.
At first, she thought the date was their anniversary. Then, it turned out she was wrong.
So...the most you can get out of this is that she is a little ditzy, and maybe slightly clingy, but where you guys are finding so much drama I have NO idea.
#221 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:33pm by LMFAO_fail
It's the fact that she says FML, even though it was just a tiny misunderstanding that any smart person wouldn't even make.
.. you blushed? =/ failwhale.
Your boyfriend has good taste :)
#8 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:33am by McMan
Wow, if you have a boyfriend, and this applies to every girl who has a boyfriend in america, then you probably should know that no matter if he is the best boyfriend on earth, that he is going to be losing his shit when Modern Warfare 2 comes out. I clicked YDI.
Sounds exactly like something my boyfriend would do if he was a fan of text signatures.
Never understood why people liked them so much though. /=
WHY does he have to remember the exact moment you two went out? The only important thing is your birthday and your anniversary IF you get married. Valentines day is another big one. But I don't remember days I started dating my boyfriends, I might be like "oh we've been together since mid June." Its stupid unless he promises you forever.
When someone has been dating their S.O. for a long time (and I'm not saying the OP has) they tend to remember their anniversary (or at least have it written down somewhere. It's not helpful to say "mid-june" when you've been dating three years. It's not weird to know the anniversary of when you started dating, unless you are planning on breaking up soon thereafter.
you deserve it for being dumb. the date you started going out? that date hasn't even happened yet.
if he was even going to do that, he would've put 08 or whatever year it was. not 09. FAIL.
...reallly jeane. really.
*Thinks*
Ok this one confused me a little. I guess you are saying you misread it as a different month or year. Jesus, I had to read this like 4 times. XD
Edit: Person below me, yeah I think she just misread it. Like she read too fast or something. I wondered the same thing though. I was like, wtf?
You really must not be that smart if you think that the anniversary of you two getting together is in the future. No wonder your boyfriend prefers video games over you, you can't even figure out what day it is.
I literally got an account just to reply to your stupid bullshit. She's the stupid one? No. Fail. YOU really must not be that smart if you think that she thought that.
Here's the deal. She read the date, 11/10/09, and thought to herself "Aw, how cute, that's our one year anniversary from when we started dating!" Now, I'll admit her grammar is a little confusing but saying "had become" makes it past tense. Also, yes acutally the anniversary of her getting together with her boyfriend IS in the future.
#220 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:25pm by LMFAO_fail
2 bad you just picked the wrong day to date him.
wow. what an fmylife. He put call of duty release instead of the date you too became a couple... suck it up, people have A LOT worse problems then that
Example: people who can't spell
Why would you not know your anniversary date, or that 11/10/09 hasn't even happened yet...
it's not even November yet...r u retarded?
#21 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:49am by Jonathan33
i thought that to.... how could you start going out in 11/09 when its only 10/09.....
btw MW2 will be amazing
YDI for doing the date the American way.... no wonder you were confused. Unless you were thinking it was the 11th of October, in which case the date would be right.
#24 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:54am by Nometet
OP is American...hence she does things the American way. Get over it. Sheesh, and people say WE think we're the only country in the world.
Plus, I don't think she was confused over the two different ways to write the date. Obviously she just glanced at it and assumed it was one date, then looked more closely.
I thought that at first, but few people write the date that way unless they're in a european language class like french etc.
Btw, funfact! 10/11 is my birthday! Whoot lolz not that you guys care
Lol
#25 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:56am by LeoV
Lighten up. It doesn't have to be about you all the time.
Get over it & yourself.
This was not his mistake, it was YOURS.
So I suggest you don't blame him for it with your bitchy scarcastic "I love you too".
The world dosen't revolve around you, so don't expect everything to be pertaining to, or even slightly about yourself.
So unless your goal is to become a crazy cat-lady, don't blame him (or any other boyfriend you are lucky enough to snag) for YOUR mistakes.
Blunt? Sure, but it's the truth.
Tshüss!
#28 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:19am by Grangoire
Yes... FYL for thinking your boyfriend's text sig should be about you. "Love you too"?? Don't be such an attention-seeking bitch.
wat.
I'd choose my girlfriend over any video game, any day.
You're an idiot. WHO GIVES A FUCK? Get over it. It's really not a big deal, oh but to you it is because you're so selfish and needy.
Wait...
The date you "became" a couple will *always* be a date in the past. (Unless you're a time-traveler)
That means you got the date you became a couple wrong too.
Which means you can't hold this against him, cos you screwed up the date too.
Either 1-she glanced and misread it, then realized she had it wrong, or
2-she meant their upcoming anniversary would be on that date.
I'm assuming it's the first one, because if it wasn't a mistake but just a coinciding date, she would never realize that it's instead the game release date.
I agreed with everyone else until I thought of something. Their anniversary (1 year, 2 years, 1 month, whatever, we don't know) could be on the exact same day as the release of MW2. Not an FML, but at least this way it's easier to see how she might have been disappointed.
I masturbate to that date
Yes modern warfare 2 is way better than anything you could do for him
Ydi for being upset with him
Unless you're reading that date as they do in Australia (the 11th of October) or overlooked the year, then you must be a bit confused. Let him be excited for something else. Not everything has to revolve around you. No reason this is an FML.
#35 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:31am by knad
Soap gives me a hard on. I heard he was captain soap in mw2
There are some lame people out there. You think the fact your BF is looking forward to COD means your life is F'ed? Grow up. I'd find that hilarious if my husband had a computer game release date in his email/ phone signature.
MW2 is using for ads like a count down
11, 10, 9, etc
that was a reply to 24 and 27
get over yourself. not everything is about you.
^ this is all that needs to be said.
11/10/09 hasn't happened yet. It *can't* be the date you became a couple.
Oh no! You discovered that your boyfriend's life doesn't revolve around yours! Jeez, grow up.
Ehh, i wouldn't say it's a FML moment. He's just a die hard COD fan like me :)
Because he's excited about a new video game, he doesn't love you because YOU made the stupid mistake of assuming the date had something to do with you at first?
Wait, texts can have signatures? I'm out of the loop.
"OH FML I thought that something was for me and I was too dumb to realize it wasn't" he didn't do anything wrong.
lol a girl overreacting??? NEVER!
I love you to. And 11/10/09 has not happened. why would you think that? well I guess you could go dd/mm/yy
"Today, I bought a newspaper. I noticed that it had the date 10/20/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date I started teething. But then I realized it was just the date of the actual day. Thank you New York Times. FML"
Lol, snuffed out by a shitty game, too.
Oh look, it's your typical emo rebel bashing a popular game because it makes them seem tough and edgy. Move along, nothing to see here.
Wow get over it lol modern warfare 2 is gonna rock lol
Quote for win: " you need to GET a life before it can be fucked. YDI."
YDI for choosing the European format meaning Oct 11 to suit your selfish, vain, egotistical purposes, when you are American and that means Nov 10.
I hope you think your mother-in-law's head is inscribed with the digits 999.
Don't worry, hon, even the best video game can't make a sammich, so you will still be marginally useful.
Here's a tip: if you decide you want to polish your boyfriend's helmet while he's playing the game, you ought to wear a helmet. There was an FML of a girl who got bashed in the head while giving head to her gamer bf. She said she got bashed by the controller -- at least she knew her role in that relationship.
This is in no way an FML ... Like, at all.
So, he is looking forward to a game. It doesn't mean he doesn't love you. You are allowed to have interests that do not revolve around your partner.
I hate girls who expect their boyfriends to have no life and give all their attention to them. They give the rest of us a bad/need reputation.
Okay, just for one second stop and think. The date is November 10, 2009, in the future. If you are already dating, how could that be the day you became a couple?
Kudos for knowing when the game comes out though, it may be the day he dumps you because he doesn't have time for girls and games.
who cares? he's excited for a video game, that doesn't mean he doesn't love you. if he ditches you for the game, then whine.
boo hoo end of the world oh no
So wait, you thought a date over a month in the future was when you started dating? Sounds like Call of Duty and cooler AND smarter.
yea, see, I don't know what day it is where you are living, but where I am, its only 20 days.
over a month > 20 days
This is so not an FML. Who cares if your bf doesn't acknowledge your aniversary on his phone? Do you expect him to inform the media about it to? Get over yourself and realize there are a lot more worse things that could happen.
FYL, indeed, for even thinking your life is fucked over something so simple as misreading a date.
you thought a day in the future was the day you became a couple?
hope everything works out for, because he must not know yet!
u should also know when the day u became a couple was. plus it's true modern warfare 2 > u
#77 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:45am by scheeterla15
you didnt realise that the date is in the future? YDI for being conceited
November, eh? Well welcome to the elite club of those of us who can bend time, but remember.. with great power comes great responsibility. Abuse it and be ostracized by the other mutants.
Naw, just kidding. It's pretty much a free for all.
This comment is oozing warm win from every orifice.
You're upset because he doesn't flaunt the fact that you two are in a relationship?
Get over yourself. YDI.
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how is this an fml... so your boyfriend likes call of duty. my boyfriend loves video games but i'm not about to go looking for sympathy because he gets excited when a new game comes out. just because he likes his xbox doesn't mean he doesn't like you. get over it.
I don't know why you would want (or assume) that your boyfriend would put the date you coupled up in a sig. I personally would find the use of that date clingy and needy, so it's probably better that he didn't do so. And you shouldn't expect it. That makes YOU clingy and needy.
#86 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:28am by soulsfirefly
my husband loves that game too. He can play against his brothers who live in different states. Don't fret too much. Buy an xbox game you like, or learn to play call of duty as well and kick his ass in the game..
Way to be self conceited! Isn't enough that he has to pretend to like you?
You're kind of a self important bitch.
that day hasn't even happened yet, how could that be the day you became a couple?
I think what she means is that that'll be their one year anniversery. And I know how you feel. My husband spent all year last year reminding me that the WoW expansion pack came out 3 days after my birthday. And, you got together on my birthday =] What a great day.
#93 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:02am by MeganTBone
WooooooHoooooooooo CODMW2!!!! (I don't have a girlfriend)
This is a terrible FML. Okay, so he is excited for one of the best games of the year.
Okay, so here's the deal. Two people care about your anniversary. You and him. Thousands of people care about when Modern Warfare 2 comes out. If his signature had been your anniversary, people would have been like "wtf i dont care" but with the game they're like "hell yeah!" If he (or anyone) wants to broadcast something, he might as well broadcast something other people will care about.
:)
YDI, you get mad at him for knowing the release date of a video game, but i bet you know the release date of every chick flick known to man. give the guy a break, and get over it.
She also knew it was the date of the video game. It's not that he knew it, it's that he thought it was more important. She's over reacting anyways, and still deserves it, but at least get it right next time.
Not an FML. You suck for not knowing when your anniversary is, or for knowing that your boyfriend is going to freak the fuck out when Modern Warfare 2 comes out.
#99 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:25am by abrasive_punk
Correction: that's the date when people will bend over and calmly accept the way Activision is trying to shaft the gaming industry with their corrupt business practices.
To OP, yea, CoD wins, sorry. My GF knows this and understands, she's going to her friend's house.
to number 100, you wouldn't care if you played console :P
YDI twofold: 1) for not realizing the date was in the future. 2) for whining because your boyfriend acted in a manner that was not you-centric.
And for good measure lets summarize by combining said reasons. YDI for being so self-centered that you see a date in some form of association with you boyfriend and youre pre-conceived notions that it must be about you are so strong that you overlook that the date hasn't occured yet.
I'm hoping you aren't actually mad about this and it was intended to be a comedic FML, the "oo I got burned" type, not the woe-is-me type.
Are you sucking serious? Go kill yourself you dumb bitch. it's obviously not November, and how does this qualify for FML?!
I think the way you said this FML, you weren't all bitchy and mad, just more of a *roll your eyes* sort of deal. Which makes most of the people on here bitching at your for acting "self-centered" idiots. Also, I think you just glanced at the date and that was your immediate thought, which isn't unheard of because you see that ALL THE TIME on Myspace, text signatures, Facebook, blah, blah, blah. If you see a date by someone's name, and you know they are in a relationship, you know what the date is for. So I don't think you were being stupid because the date hadn't happened yet. It wouldn't be crazy for him to know it and have it on there. My boyfriend knows how long we've been together by the day, which I think is kinda sweet and funny, so it wouldn't be clingy if your boyfriend had that either. Anyway, overall, I see you having the attitude here where you saw something that may have been, realized you were wrong, and kinda have a laugh about it accompanied with a roll of your eyes or something. I don't think you are acting self-centered or bitchy at all. And contrary to popular belief on here (who mostly seem to have nothing going on in their life by video games, just goes to show how lame they are), I'm sure your boyfriend thinks you are more important than some dumb video game, he is just excited for it's release.
FYL

MW2 FTW! how it this a bad thing fou you?
YDI for expecting your boyfriend's every thought to revolve around you. Also, for dating someone who uses text message signatures.
#107 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:48am by deaditegirl
YDI for dating someone who adds sigs to his sms'.
We really need a "So What?" option to vote for.
Yeahhhh... that date's in the future...
11/10/09 hasn't happened yet. WTF?
He is a guy! What do you expect!?!?
When his balls descend and he turns into a real man, you can totally make fun of him for playing games an eight-year-old would find boring, simplistic, and just plain dumb.
So, you are telling me if you had a text sig. it would be something like 12/14/2020, the day I realized video games are cooler than I am!
It's the United States Marine Corps birthday too, you know. November 10th.
I noticed that too. I was wondering if it was coincidence or not.
it's not always about you.
I agree with CoolChik...When it comes to signatures I dont pay to much attention to them so i get it. Theres been a couple times where i've paid attention to the signature like my little brother had his signature on his phone for that exact date and i told him he's stupid.
Wtf is this post? You became a couple IN THE FUTURE?
#120 - On 10/20/2009 at 1:17pm by gazerock123
I dont see what the big deal is about him having a video game release date as his signature. My current text sig has "Jan 2010" for the new KH game, because I love that series. It just means he's excited.
Wow, all the guys saying COD is better than her? You HONESTLY think COD>Pussy? You should be ashamed of yourselves, lads. Only the girls and gay men saying COD>pussy can justify their comment.
Are you kidding me? You thought the date you two became a couple was 11/10/09. It's not even November yet. Either this is something you made up, pathetically, or you really are stupid. I can't believe that the mods on this website posted this.
P.S. - I bet your boyfriend would rather sleep with a copy of CoD MW2 instead of you ;)
FYL.
Dude chill out. She saw a date and assumed it would be when they got together and then realised it wasn't.
She's a girl... they think like that.
Plus it's obviously a tongue in cheek FML.
Wow.
COD MW2!!
FYL for having a video game obsessed bf, and FYL for posting in on here with all the other video game idiots.
You can't begrudge a man his video games. Best thing to do is start enjoying them yourself and get good at playing them. That's what I did and now my husband and I have a really fun hobby to do together, and we never fight about it because I don't bitch at him like a harpy about how he spends too much time playing video games.
Wow, the ignorance of some people on this site never seems to fail me.
Who said she made a big deal out of it? Did she mention throwing a temper tantrum or breaking up with her boyfriend because of the situation? Hell, did she even mention saying anything to him about it? No. Was I one of the few people who picked up on the sarcasm in her post?
I doubt she believes that 11/10/09 is actually the date they got together because she quickly realized that it was the release date for whatever. Oh my gosh, she glanced at a date and thought it was something different! She must be a moron, because no one ever makes mistakes in reading.
And like someone else mentioned, video games are not better than sex. If my boyfriend was to "lose his shit" because a video game was released, I would have to seriously reconsider our relationship because that is just weird for anyone who is no longer in high school, or a total gamer nerd--in which case, it's still weird.
Posting on a website saying youe life is f---ed because of it automatically constitutes making a big deal about it. If it were a non-issue it wouldn't be worth posting.
She posted it to FML.com, a story where people talk about getting cheated on, robbed, publically humilated, and critically injured. She's complaining that a date in her boyfriend's text message isn't their anniversary. Yes, she deserves to be mocked.
It's not always about you, YDI.
Hahaha I know exactly that feeling. My man is the same :P Good news is...apparently MW2 has a lot of negatives for the PC gamers, bad news is, that doesn't prevent him from continuing to play MW1. ;) Whatever makes him happy though :P
#134 - On 10/20/2009 at 2:43pm by thisseemsfishy
You expect his life to revolve around you?: Ok, he's excited about a game. He's not going to make every detail of his life about you.
Just because of that, Modern Warfare 2 is more important.
Get over it, you can't just expect everything he does to revolve around you.
YDI for thinking you deserve more, especially when you take something that trivial so seriously.
Don't make a big deal about something so small and meaningless. It makes you look like a bitch.
#136 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:04pm by LolSarcasm
It really isn't that surprising, I mean I'm counting down the days to the call of duty game too, I think everybody is hahaha so I wouldn't really call this a FML statement.
and to thisseemsfishy... nobody plays COD on the PC LMAO... we're all waiting so we can play it on XBOX live :)
That was the day of my girlfriend and my one year anniversary.
Am I missing something?
She thinks 11/10/09 is the date they "had" become a couple, but it's really the day that CoD game "comes" out.
That makes no sense.
Also, CoD sucks.
Why the fuck do you care what date he has in his signature?
Get over yourself if you think only you should matter to him.
Wtf 11/10/09 hasnt happend so yall couldnt have became a couple on that day dumbazz
YDI for not understanding the importance of this game....and also for thinking that was the date you two became a couple in THE FUTURE
and the great part is, even before i read the end of it, as soon as i saw the date i thought to my self "MODERN WARFARE 2!"
Modern Warfare 2 Prestige Edition with Night Vision Goggles > You
There's no other way.
My boyfriend and I started dating that day but in 2008. so for our one year anniversary I bought him modern warfare 2 because I'm just such a good girlfriend. :p
i started dating my boyfriend the same day you did!! its also my birthday. fave day of the year! :)
Is this some sort of time paradox?
Sounds like something my husband would do. :( My husband is planning on taking 4 vacation days when it comes out, just to play the damn thing.
Well , MW2 is gonna be the shit so , it's a little bit more important (:
You < MW2
Men are serious about their games buddy. xD
how could u think it was about u? that date hasn't even happened yet!
Gamergirlfriend: bringing extreme drama to FML since 2002.
Video games won't talk back.
Well ok, they will, but they won't nag you.
And really, when is the last time you let your boyfriend defend the bloody Whitehouse?
I'm guessing never.
Seriously? No wonder he forgot your anniversery!! if you complain about this who knows what else you complain about..
omg, this is the most horrifying fml EVER! This is worse than the guy who's family wanted to watch t.v. instead of finding out he had cancer! You mean your boyfriend seriously put hobby related things in his signature instead of writing about you! Edward Cullen would never do that to his woman!
#158 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:29pm by Emrysa
I can't tell if this is trolling or not :C
Because some people I've met are actually this serious...
in some countries, like in south America, the day comes before the month. smart.
To hell with you! MW2 Rocks!
you can't expect everything your boyfriend thinks about or likes is about you.
stop being such a narcissist.
this isn't an fml at all.
MW2 IS the most overrated game ever. The only reason people will buy it is because it's CoD4's sequel, and it's NOTHING like CoD4. Have fun wasting $60 on a shitty sequel guys.
u idiot,that day hasent happend yet
Oh no, my boyfriend is excited about a game and he doesn't include the date we started dating in every text he sends. My life sucks.
Heh. Really.
Quoted For Truth.
Stupid fml stupid bitch. I agree with 99% the comments. Someone besides stupid blond women should moderate
"Oh no! Not every single aspect of my boyfriend's life revolves around me! FML!"
You thought you became a couple a month in the future?
YDI for trying to compete with CoD over a guy
you just dont do it...
He sounds awesome.
Or sounds like what i'd do.... if I still had phone.... or PS3. R.I.P.
I got a MW2 shirt!!!!
Whyy would u date someone in a month? and think its when u became a couple when it hasnt even come yet?
she means her anniversary. it's really not that hard to understand
don't insult the person because now you look like an idiot
Both, maybe?
#180 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:14pm by Bud
wow these FML's get worse and worse each day...who cares?...
Sorry to tell you this but Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 is gonna be better than sex and no that doesn't make me a nerd i just like that game more than sex and yes that means that it beats all girls with the exemptions of Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, and Vida Guerra. If you don't know who the last one is go jump off a cliff and land your nuts on a spiked rock (guys only).
Oh I am so very sorry your boyfriend didn't have a signature that DIDN'T HAVE TO DO WITH YOU. If I was him I would break up with you ASAP. *Rolls Eyes* These FML's are terrible.
How could you think 11/10/09 is the date you two got together when 11/10 hasn't even happened yet? If this was Europe and 11/10 meant October 11th, then maybe I can see the mistake, but you're writing from the U.S., where 11/10 means November 10th. So YDI. Anyway, why do you expect your boyfriend to put your into something as insignificant as a text signature?
Wait, I'm confused. 11/10/09 happened a year ago?
But if I'm correct the game hasn't come out yet...
and if you meant 11/10/10...how could that be the date that you guys became a couple, if that hasn't happened yet?
YDI for thinking that you "became a couple" 3 weeks in the future it's not your boyfriend's fault your time challenged.
Unless you think it's suppose to read october 11th, you're pretty much an idiot.
#191 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:07pm by joHnnycsU
as a "gamer girlfriend" deal with it. CoDMW2 is much more important
Stop nitpicking. She didn't mean that in 3 weeks her present boyfriend and she would become a couple or whatever. She meant it as in 3 weeks in the future was this year's anniversary for when she and her boyfriend became a couple.
Ok first, Who cares what your boyfriend puts in his signature? Second, he should put 11/10/09 in his Signature, Modern Warfare 2 is gonna be huge in the gaming industry, I doubt people know this but 11-15 million people already paid for it and will pick it up and that gives the guys at Infinity Ward and Activision over 660 million bucks. Im a gamer and YDI this is not an FML more like an IMMD
awee, sounds like somthing my boyfriend would doo, we arnt hanging out today cause the new fifa 10 game just came out..
-.-
gammmers these days !
#196 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:29pm by lilladylauren
How can the date you became (past tense) a couple be in the future? You're pretty stupid, aren't ya?
Games are much better then girls. Sorry.
OMG, are you serious??? You got mad b/c he had COD in his siggy? I LUV that game!!! Oh, and I hope I get it for my b-day, Nov 10, lolz. What a great gift, get him the game and make it up to him for being you. Yeah, I'm a girl who likes COD, and I get my b/f games that I know are hawt because I play them, but I only played COD on the wii, and it's great...since I never played it on anything else (aka the better graphic platforms like PS3 & X-Box 360. BUT I get to use my remote as a gun and shoot people!!! Online!!! Yeah, I just got into that game, and I will definitely get this game, or hint hint around... Oh, and last comment, #198, I take offense...;p. well, not really, but seriously? You think a video game will keep you warm at night? But OP, if you seriously thought a future date was your anniversary, then, YDI, but another possibility is that it was 11/10 of another year, and she just thought he was putting a weird siggy like I'd say my birthday is 11/10/09 (haha, just noticed the countdown) even though I wasn't born then, ooh, back from the future...

wait
does that mean that they became a couple oct 11? because that was like .. a week ago. why is it such a big deal? there's no reason to being mad at him, he can choose a video game date over his girlfriend of a week. i wouldn't want that even it were a year.
YDI
Um, that's not for another 20 days. YDI for being an idiot
#203 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:03pm by Mightybob50
How could it be the day you became a couple if the date is in the future?
Either way, YDI so much. You got mad because he put a video game release date in his sig? I've done that too for a video game. He's excited for it. New release of a certain game > a relationship at the moment.
It might have been the day they started going out, but the wrong year and it was the year that made her realize it. Or a similar date.
And if they've been going out for almost/over a year, the relationship SHOULD be more important than a game.
Didn't you realize she wasn't all mad about it? She probably didn't say anything or even get mad. She probably just Fmylifed it because it's pretty fucking funny.
That's the Marine Corps birthday. Awesome!
Coincidence?
I think not...
your boyfriend is a true man
what the hell is wrong with you people? there are way too many sexist comments here. i'm a girl and i'm not so fucking self-obsessed that i would assume the date in my boyfriend's signature is the date we got together. some of us DO have brains, believe it or not!
Unless ur boyfriend has a time machine, u might b retarded
lol at all these guys jizzing themselves about a game.
YDI for being in love after 9 days.
give him a bj. maybe thatll make him appreciate you more :)
GO COD!!!
#222 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:49pm by ImJustThatLucky
11 10 09 hasn't happened yet dumbass, so you couldn't have become a couple then unless ur talking about the anniversary
dont be stupid #223, 11/10/09 many people number the date day/month/year
I love how retarded guys are. my boyfriend did the exact same thing? does he blow you off to play cod and ignore you while he's playing too like mine does?
Hey buttsecksss, go fall in a well.
I love how you call guys retarded and then go on to put a question mark at the end of a regular sentence.
11/10/09!!! HELL YEAH! Modern warfare 2. Gonna be so kick ass.
Sorry, but modern warfare 2 is more important.
Could it possibly, now I know this is hard for you to understand with your small mind, but possibly in any way, have a double meaning?
You deserve it for dating a nerd.
That sucks but mw2 is going to be sick! And to the homo who said it's more important than Megan foX, you are a dumb fuck. You obviously are a virgin or a raging poop slut.
Got a little song for you blackscent.....nice butt, poop slut, makes blackscent go mmm mmmm
cod mod 2 is probably going to be the sucked game ever. and if you don't think so you're a raging poop slut
Obviously she meant their anniversary. Also, your bf being excited about a video game doesn't mean he loves you less. Why don't you try sharing his interests if it upsets you that he's enjoying something that doesn't involve you? Gamer chicks are gamer guys' wet dreams.
I don't see why they had to put my state-wide exams during the SAME TIME that Mod 2 comes out :(
I can't believe the abundance of negative people on this site now, and it's those people who totally ruin the site. If you can't understand the FML then go look at another site instead of harassing people you will never meet.
On a side note, I'm so excited for Modern Warfare 2. (:
You forgot to add writing novellas in the comment section of FML to your free time activity pimpin88!
COD rules!!!!
So, to him you are good for nothing.
Haha, nobody can wait for MW2.. your not the only thing that matters in his life. everyone likes video games
I don't see how this is an FML. You didn't know he was a gamer? Seriously, not every guy is sentimental and romantic, after dating nearly a year or more, you should know this by now.
It's a one-time thing (possibly occasional), so don't ruin a relationship over it. I get pushed to the back burner when my b/f has something he's excited for coming close. And I do the same to him. It's part of life. Especially since guys are known to forget anniversaries and birthdays. It's been happening for years, and will continue to happen.
How could you mistake it for being the date you became a couple if that date hasn't even come occurred yet? This is solely your fault for being an idiot and also being self centered.
OH MAI GAWSH, the date of our anniversary isn't in his phone signature!!! What a cunt!!
Seriously?? Get over yourself. YDI for being an attention whore.
Well, why would you think that 11/10/09 was the date you became a couple if it hasn't happened yet?
First off, 11/10/09 hasn't even happened yet. Second, I think it really speaks of your character that as soon as your boyfriend adds a date as his signature on his phone, you automatically assume it is related to you.
Yeah, notice how she said "thought" as in EVEN SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER THE DATE.
Hypocritical bitch.
call of duty or females..... tough decision
So, what's wrong with him putting that date as his signature? Why should he put the date that you started dating? This is definitely not an FML. I don't know how it got through...
Every guy has played call of duty at least once in their life AND LIKED IT!!
fyl you need a boyfriend that's not to addicted to gaming.
Guys- this is her boyfriend. A little info- we've been going out a week. My birthday is OCR 11 so switching the date would make sense because I'm really into german. Furthermore, I am not obsessed with games, I just preordered it and am super excited. Finally, my girlfriend is not self absorbed and as funny as some of these comments have been to read, it is quite sad how quickly people assume others are self absorbed and get to the point where they are almost angry at her for this easy mistake. Btw- sorry about that last runon sentence. >_
And I'm not putting her on the back burner :-(
And I got the Prestige edition :-)
are you honestly saying that he isn't allowed to have interests other than you?
that game us gonna be the shit, I bet so many couple will break up over that game.
If the signature on your texts isn't "I love my boyfriend", then YDI for being a hypocrite.
I only loled because 11/10/09 hasn't happened yet. Idiot hahaha.
If you were an good girlfriend, then you'd play video games with him and not complain about them. just sayin.
I have to say just a little bit on the YDI side, but I know also that I will become an Xbox 360 widow on Nov. 3 bc Dragon Age: Origins comes out that day.
i agree with andromeda. how could you think a future day in time is the day your first date was on. unless she is back from the future.
haha I did the same thing!
about every guy who plays video games is waiting till Nov 10. COD MOD 2 will be amazing but probably not as good as u r in bed ;)
you know 11/10/09 hasnt happened yet right?
get over it. The world doesn't revolve around you. Your bf has a life outside of you.
Hey I don't blame him Modern Warfare 2 looks epic.
you became a couple in the future?
you hav the best aniversary ever.
#279 - On 10/26/2009 at 4:30pm by ryder4782
ohhhhhhhh this is so something my boyfriend would do too hahaha........
thats the exact day of me and my bfs one year anniversary. he is really into call of duty. once i found out that was the new day it comes out i told him and he was like "no! of course we are gonna go out!.... to get the game"
Wait, so you thought that a future date, was the day you guys had already become a couple??? wat?? Is it already past 11/10/09 where you live? Are you from the future? Whats it like in the future?
some people read dates as DD/MM/YY
hey no one gives a crap cod is the greatest game of all time
how is this an fml, your not that good fuckwit
MW2 FTW. What a hard life u lead OP. Goddamn emo generation
don't assume.. boys are boys:(
fuck them all
Fuck that. How selfish can you be? Should every little detail of OP's Bf's life be about her? Get over yourself.
the freakiest thing is that jus when i was reading you fml i was thinking about my ex and how i will probably never get over him..we seem to have the same anniversary as you do :/ nice reminder...FML
COD is the fucking best game ever
so shut up OP
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