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Today, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticed that he had added a signature onto his texts that had the date 11/10/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date we had become a couple. But then I realized it was just the day the new Call of Duty game comes out. Love you too. FML

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On 10/20/2009 at 1:26am - love - by gamergirlfriend (woman) - United States (Washington)

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sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Modern Warfare 2 > You.

#1 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:29am by FrozenSoliid

Very true... either join in or get snuffed out

#4 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:32am by WolfieZero

Extremely true. Besides, shouldn't you know when you first met?

#11 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:39am by Fenrir

only 21 more days though, dude mw2 is more important than megan fox herself...dont feel bad

#14 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:44am by blackscent

this is true
20 more days!

#23 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:54am by Theskittles

#1 for COD.

#34 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:30am by NeonWombat

Agreed aslo.
He has had you the whole time.
Modern warfare 2 Release days on the other hand is a once in a life time oppurtunity!

#51 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:11am by Gam0r

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

you have such a damn issue with him knowing the exact date for COD, but ill bet your pathetic ass knows the EXACT date of the new twilight movie release. smh you pathetic twat, you need to GET a life before it can be fucked. YDI.

#54 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:15am by FrozenSoliid

Get over it. Call of Duty is probably a lot cooler than you are, and probably a lot more fun to be around.

#69 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:22am by leyash

YDI for starting a relationship on the days COD comes out...I mean seriously, COD comes out every year, and if your anniversaries are on the same days, how could you compete with that?

#128 - On 10/20/2009 at 2:06pm by evangldbrg

BECAUSE THIS DIDN'T OCCUR TO ANYONE APPARENTLY.

MAYBE they started dating on October 11th and she thought he had put the day before the month.

because some people actually write it like that.

also, it would make sense that he would edit his sig to reflect that if they had started dating so recently...

or would that make too much sense? :P

#131 - On 10/20/2009 at 2:36pm by blal

maybe this didnt occur to you, but shes AMERICAN. we dont put the day before the month.

#132 - On 10/20/2009 at 2:41pm by FrozenSoliid

Relax.

#159 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:31pm by SusyPaloozie

Wait, I'm confused.

Now, bear with me, because my brain is a little scrambled today, but did the OP mean Nov. 10 or Oct. 11? Was she talking about the actual day they started going out, or their anniversary? The whole FML would make much more sense if this was about an anniversary... Not to mention it's a little weird to expect a boyfriend to worship the ground you walk on after only nine days of dating (or, er, 21 days until they start dating?).

Now I'm even more confused.

#167 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:58pm by CyclonePsycho

Modern warfare 2 > any single human
if i had a choice with two big buttons saying 'stop production of this game and save random human' and 'random human lives', i would hit the first one
I PREORDERED DIS SHIZ!!!

#171 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:26pm by amitalegaonkar

u dumb bitch
she even said it was for the cod game, which comes out 11/10/09 as in November
gtfo of the internet

#173 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:29pm by amitalegaonkar

hey..just wanted to say..I think that you are an asshole! messed up for saying that just so ya know

#185 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:30pm by eja

She said she THOUGHT it was the day they first became a couple(aka anniversary) and then realized it wasn't it was for MW2.. which means she didnt even know when they started and now she's pissed off..so not only is she hypocritical for getting angry, but she actually thinks she is more important than Modern Warfare 2! psh..i hope someone Noobtubes you OP! :-P

#199 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:44pm by Veritas143

COD MW2 FTW.
YDI FYL
G2G KTHNXBYE

#200 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:45pm by Zezing

cool people play call of duty, if you dont like people who play COD you just plain dont like people who are out of your league

#205 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:26pm by brutallyhonest24

Well then I'm couting down the days till your anniversary. MW2 will be the best game ever!

#207 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:43pm by bugmenotmofo

And this is why none of you gamer geeks have girlfriends. Okay she made a silly mistake, who doesn't every once in a while? She just seen a date and thought it was their day at first glance. But if a video game is more important than your girlfriend, you don't deserve one. For real? Grow up.

#209 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:56pm by Savanuhh

stfu you're probably fat and lonely and wish one of those gamer geeks would ask you out.

#210 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:01pm by Zezing

Sorry, I guess not everything is about you. And, the large portion of these "everything has to be about me" are from women. I'm pretty sure almost no guy would get mad at their girlfriend if their gf put the date of a Twilight release at the end of their messages. And most girls would even put a little heart at the end. And still...almost no guy would care.

#213 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:11pm by IamSpartacus

#131 - Pretty much what I was going to say

#256 - On 10/21/2009 at 9:05pm by g7190g92

How could the day you met be in the future? And don't you know when you became a couple?

#275 - On 10/25/2009 at 2:42pm by time4coffee

#213 has it right and I agree with his post.

Assuming, of course, that I don't actually HAVE to watch twilight when she goes and sees it.

#282 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:09pm by jamesp81

Dude some people in the US do put the day before the month. In fact it's a fairly common practices in some parts of the US. But you should puts dates like that any how since it is easy to Mix up.

#285 - On 11/09/2009 at 1:21am by HiddenAce91

Get over it? If you're serious. Guys aren't good with remembering specific dates like that. :/ And apparantly you didn't even remember, because you 'thought' it was the date you became a couple so even you don't know.

#2 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:30am by Tarynkd

Oh suck it up.

Btw, you fail. You didn't realize that wasn't your anniversary.

#3 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:31am by ybotx

Agreed. Plus, did you become a couple in the future, because as far as I know, November of '09 hasn't come yet. If you meant of '08 you should have said so. Plus, sometimes video games are more exciting. Get over yourself

#38 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:42am by Teh4thmusketteer

#3,
I couldn't have said it better myself :D

#66 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:11am by LOLFML85

She blushed because she thought it said 08 probably, or maybe 10 instead of 11? Obviously not future... If you look at something quickly do you remember EXACTLY what it says? Even for something as trivial as a signature?

#142 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:17pm by Sun_Kissed18

Mmm you should be happy if he remembers your anniversary alone, I think your expecting a little much to wanting it change his signature to the date you guys started going out. Not really an FML

#5 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:32am by growingupnextmon

I don't think the problem is your boyfriend, I think it's you. Then again, the idea that you are overreacting here is completely outlandish. Right?

#6 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:32am by Torise

I love that she is reading way too much into something stupid. Also Im curious, does OP have the day they started dating as her text signature? I highly doubt she does, so how the hell can she bitch about him not having it?!

#118 - On 10/20/2009 at 12:42pm by SOMAgirl

She's not bitching about him not putting that as his signature.

In fact, she's actually not bitching at all. The only FML about this is that she was mistaken. Never once in the FML did she complain that it was the game release and not their anniversary. She was just stating facts.

At first, she thought the date was their anniversary. Then, it turned out she was wrong.

So...the most you can get out of this is that she is a little ditzy, and maybe slightly clingy, but where you guys are finding so much drama I have NO idea.

#221 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:33pm by LMFAO_fail

It's the fact that she says FML, even though it was just a tiny misunderstanding that any smart person wouldn't even make.

#255 - On 10/21/2009 at 8:16pm by begeru

.. you blushed? =/ failwhale.

#7 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:32am by shannondotjpeg

Your boyfriend has good taste :)

#8 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:33am by McMan

Wow, if you have a boyfriend, and this applies to every girl who has a boyfriend in america, then you probably should know that no matter if he is the best boyfriend on earth, that he is going to be losing his shit when Modern Warfare 2 comes out. I clicked YDI.

#9 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:35am by Broeman

Sounds exactly like something my boyfriend would do if he was a fan of text signatures.
Never understood why people liked them so much though. /=

#10 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:36am by redbluegreen

WHY does he have to remember the exact moment you two went out? The only important thing is your birthday and your anniversary IF you get married. Valentines day is another big one. But I don't remember days I started dating my boyfriends, I might be like "oh we've been together since mid June." Its stupid unless he promises you forever.

#12 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:39am by RubixMonkey

When someone has been dating their S.O. for a long time (and I'm not saying the OP has) they tend to remember their anniversary (or at least have it written down somewhere. It's not helpful to say "mid-june" when you've been dating three years. It's not weird to know the anniversary of when you started dating, unless you are planning on breaking up soon thereafter.

#270 - On 10/23/2009 at 4:46pm by chimmy

you deserve it for being dumb. the date you started going out? that date hasn't even happened yet.
if he was even going to do that, he would've put 08 or whatever year it was. not 09. FAIL.

#15 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:44am by laurr_rawrs

...reallly jeane. really.

#179 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:12pm by theMIGHTYduck

*Thinks*
Ok this one confused me a little. I guess you are saying you misread it as a different month or year. Jesus, I had to read this like 4 times. XD

Edit: Person below me, yeah I think she just misread it. Like she read too fast or something. I wondered the same thing though. I was like, wtf?

#16 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:45am by Intoxicunt

You really must not be that smart if you think that the anniversary of you two getting together is in the future. No wonder your boyfriend prefers video games over you, you can't even figure out what day it is.

#17 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:45am by emilyclifford

I literally got an account just to reply to your stupid bullshit. She's the stupid one? No. Fail. YOU really must not be that smart if you think that she thought that.

Here's the deal. She read the date, 11/10/09, and thought to herself "Aw, how cute, that's our one year anniversary from when we started dating!" Now, I'll admit her grammar is a little confusing but saying "had become" makes it past tense. Also, yes acutally the anniversary of her getting together with her boyfriend IS in the future.

#220 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:25pm by LMFAO_fail

2 bad you just picked the wrong day to date him.

#18 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:48am by Silverill

wow. what an fmylife. He put call of duty release instead of the date you too became a couple... suck it up, people have A LOT worse problems then that

#19 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:49am by lacho95

Example: people who can't spell

#48 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:05am by BeeSkwaird

Why would you not know your anniversary date, or that 11/10/09 hasn't even happened yet...

#20 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:49am by Icephoenix231

it's not even November yet...r u retarded?

#21 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:49am by Jonathan33

i thought that to.... how could you start going out in 11/09 when its only 10/09.....

btw MW2 will be amazing

#39 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:43am by davidomke

lol

#22 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:53am by greendog32

YDI for doing the date the American way.... no wonder you were confused. Unless you were thinking it was the 11th of October, in which case the date would be right.

#24 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:54am by Nometet

OP is American...hence she does things the American way. Get over it. Sheesh, and people say WE think we're the only country in the world.
Plus, I don't think she was confused over the two different ways to write the date. Obviously she just glanced at it and assumed it was one date, then looked more closely.

#27 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:09am by Intoxicunt

I thought that at first, but few people write the date that way unless they're in a european language class like french etc.
Btw, funfact! 10/11 is my birthday! Whoot lolz not that you guys care

#43 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:48am by Teh4thmusketteer

Lol

#25 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:56am by LeoV

Lighten up. It doesn't have to be about you all the time.

#26 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:04am by MrsJJ

Get over it & yourself.

This was not his mistake, it was YOURS.
So I suggest you don't blame him for it with your bitchy scarcastic "I love you too".

The world dosen't revolve around you, so don't expect everything to be pertaining to, or even slightly about yourself.
So unless your goal is to become a crazy cat-lady, don't blame him (or any other boyfriend you are lucky enough to snag) for YOUR mistakes.

Blunt? Sure, but it's the truth.
Tshüss!

#28 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:19am by Grangoire

Yes... FYL for thinking your boyfriend's text sig should be about you. "Love you too"?? Don't be such an attention-seeking bitch.

#251 - On 10/21/2009 at 6:09pm by flylikemusic

wat.
I'd choose my girlfriend over any video game, any day.

#29 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:19am by ILIEKGIRLS

You're an idiot. WHO GIVES A FUCK? Get over it. It's really not a big deal, oh but to you it is because you're so selfish and needy.

#30 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:19am by noshitsherlock

Wait...


The date you "became" a couple will *always* be a date in the past. (Unless you're a time-traveler)


That means you got the date you became a couple wrong too.
Which means you can't hold this against him, cos you screwed up the date too.

#31 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:19am by were_giraffe

Either 1-she glanced and misread it, then realized she had it wrong, or
2-she meant their upcoming anniversary would be on that date.

I'm assuming it's the first one, because if it wasn't a mistake but just a coinciding date, she would never realize that it's instead the game release date.

#41 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:47am by Intoxicunt

I agreed with everyone else until I thought of something. Their anniversary (1 year, 2 years, 1 month, whatever, we don't know) could be on the exact same day as the release of MW2. Not an FML, but at least this way it's easier to see how she might have been disappointed.

#32 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:21am by Insert_Wit_Here

I masturbate to that date
Yes modern warfare 2 is way better than anything you could do for him
Ydi for being upset with him

#33 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:24am by bosshaug

Unless you're reading that date as they do in Australia (the 11th of October) or overlooked the year, then you must be a bit confused. Let him be excited for something else. Not everything has to revolve around you. No reason this is an FML.

#35 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:31am by knad

Soap gives me a hard on. I heard he was captain soap in mw2

#36 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:34am by playfuldesk

There are some lame people out there. You think the fact your BF is looking forward to COD means your life is F'ed? Grow up. I'd find that hilarious if my husband had a computer game release date in his email/ phone signature.

#37 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:37am by LilaBear

MW2 is using for ads like a count down

11, 10, 9, etc

that was a reply to 24 and 27

#40 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:45am by davidomke

get over yourself. not everything is about you.

#42 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:48am by youthink

^ this is all that needs to be said.

#57 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:22am by fretforyerlatte

11/10/09 hasn't happened yet. It *can't* be the date you became a couple.

#44 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:50am by core755

Oh no! You discovered that your boyfriend's life doesn't revolve around yours! Jeez, grow up.

#45 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:53am by usagicookies

Ehh, i wouldn't say it's a FML moment. He's just a die hard COD fan like me :)

#46 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:57am by TaterSalad187

Because he's excited about a new video game, he doesn't love you because YOU made the stupid mistake of assuming the date had something to do with you at first?

#47 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:00am by dreamfactory

Wait, texts can have signatures? I'm out of the loop.

#49 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:07am by tkarin

"OH FML I thought that something was for me and I was too dumb to realize it wasn't" he didn't do anything wrong.

#50 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:10am by wozer

win

#53 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:13am by muboshgu

Suck it up dumb bitch

#52 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:12am by Brundlefly

lol a girl overreacting??? NEVER!

#55 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:17am by FrozenSoliid

I love you to. And 11/10/09 has not happened. why would you think that? well I guess you could go dd/mm/yy

#56 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:20am by FHGrif

"Today, I bought a newspaper. I noticed that it had the date 10/20/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date I started teething. But then I realized it was just the date of the actual day. Thank you New York Times. FML"

#58 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:29am by Gen_Knowledge

WIN!!

#67 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:12am by DrAwesome

Lol, snuffed out by a shitty game, too.

#59 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:32am by FritoLovesYou

Oh look, it's your typical emo rebel bashing a popular game because it makes them seem tough and edgy. Move along, nothing to see here.

#88 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:50am by barty5858

Wow get over it lol modern warfare 2 is gonna rock lol

#60 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:33am by Jrussell

Quote for win: " you need to GET a life before it can be fucked. YDI."

#61 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:39am by dacho

YDI for choosing the European format meaning Oct 11 to suit your selfish, vain, egotistical purposes, when you are American and that means Nov 10.

I hope you think your mother-in-law's head is inscribed with the digits 999.

Don't worry, hon, even the best video game can't make a sammich, so you will still be marginally useful.

Here's a tip: if you decide you want to polish your boyfriend's helmet while he's playing the game, you ought to wear a helmet. There was an FML of a girl who got bashed in the head while giving head to her gamer bf. She said she got bashed by the controller -- at least she knew her role in that relationship.

#62 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:39am by perdix

.....Haha. Wow.

#64 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:58am by Intoxicunt

This is in no way an FML ... Like, at all.

So, he is looking forward to a game. It doesn't mean he doesn't love you. You are allowed to have interests that do not revolve around your partner.

I hate girls who expect their boyfriends to have no life and give all their attention to them. They give the rest of us a bad/need reputation.

#63 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:53am by unFmyLife

Okay, just for one second stop and think. The date is November 10, 2009, in the future. If you are already dating, how could that be the day you became a couple?

Kudos for knowing when the game comes out though, it may be the day he dumps you because he doesn't have time for girls and games.

#65 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:01am by dfoerra

who cares? he's excited for a video game, that doesn't mean he doesn't love you. if he ditches you for the game, then whine.

#68 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:16am by skabassist

boo hoo end of the world oh no

#70 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:22am by pagemaster

So wait, you thought a date over a month in the future was when you started dating? Sounds like Call of Duty and cooler AND smarter.

#71 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:29am by Eashag

yea, see, I don't know what day it is where you are living, but where I am, its only 20 days.
over a month > 20 days

#74 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:36am by Phoenix_GAD

This is so not an FML. Who cares if your bf doesn't acknowledge your aniversary on his phone? Do you expect him to inform the media about it to? Get over yourself and realize there are a lot more worse things that could happen.

#73 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:34am by PhillyFox

FYL, indeed, for even thinking your life is fucked over something so simple as misreading a date.

#75 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:36am by FromCFL

you thought a day in the future was the day you became a couple?

hope everything works out for, because he must not know yet!

#76 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:45am by broken_symlink

u should also know when the day u became a couple was. plus it's true modern warfare 2 > u

#77 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:45am by scheeterla15

you didnt realise that the date is in the future? YDI for being conceited

#78 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:50am by Nickel05

Girlfriend > Any game.

#79 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:55am by awwon

November, eh? Well welcome to the elite club of those of us who can bend time, but remember.. with great power comes great responsibility. Abuse it and be ostracized by the other mutants.

Naw, just kidding. It's pretty much a free for all.

#80 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:58am by mercyFML

This comment is oozing warm win from every orifice.

#84 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:24am by Intoxicunt

You're upset because he doesn't flaunt the fact that you two are in a relationship?

Get over yourself. YDI.

#81 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:09am by TheTragicReturn

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#82 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:13am by blastvortex

yeah call of duty!!

#83 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:20am by tmanapoo

how is this an fml... so your boyfriend likes call of duty. my boyfriend loves video games but i'm not about to go looking for sympathy because he gets excited when a new game comes out. just because he likes his xbox doesn't mean he doesn't like you. get over it.

#85 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:26am by source4par

I don't know why you would want (or assume) that your boyfriend would put the date you coupled up in a sig. I personally would find the use of that date clingy and needy, so it's probably better that he didn't do so. And you shouldn't expect it. That makes YOU clingy and needy.

#86 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:28am by soulsfirefly

my husband loves that game too. He can play against his brothers who live in different states. Don't fret too much. Buy an xbox game you like, or learn to play call of duty as well and kick his ass in the game..

#87 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:30am by skyeyez9

...

Wahh?

#89 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:54am by cpatrick820

Way to be self conceited! Isn't enough that he has to pretend to like you?

#90 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:57am by Starsmydog

You're kind of a self important bitch.

#91 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:58am by quivx

that day hasn't even happened yet, how could that be the day you became a couple?

#92 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:00am by JackoTheBeast

I think what she means is that that'll be their one year anniversery. And I know how you feel. My husband spent all year last year reminding me that the WoW expansion pack came out 3 days after my birthday. And, you got together on my birthday =] What a great day.

#93 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:02am by MeganTBone

WooooooHoooooooooo CODMW2!!!! (I don't have a girlfriend)

#94 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:05am by Lim23

There, there

#95 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:07am by Lim23

This is a terrible FML. Okay, so he is excited for one of the best games of the year.

#96 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:16am by HeWhoEatsAll423

Okay, so here's the deal. Two people care about your anniversary. You and him. Thousands of people care about when Modern Warfare 2 comes out. If his signature had been your anniversary, people would have been like "wtf i dont care" but with the game they're like "hell yeah!" If he (or anyone) wants to broadcast something, he might as well broadcast something other people will care about.

:)

#97 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:18am by boatkicker

YDI, you get mad at him for knowing the release date of a video game, but i bet you know the release date of every chick flick known to man. give the guy a break, and get over it.

#98 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:22am by jazzmancarron

She also knew it was the date of the video game. It's not that he knew it, it's that he thought it was more important. She's over reacting anyways, and still deserves it, but at least get it right next time.

#101 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:27am by boatkicker

Not an FML. You suck for not knowing when your anniversary is, or for knowing that your boyfriend is going to freak the fuck out when Modern Warfare 2 comes out.

#99 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:25am by abrasive_punk

Correction: that's the date when people will bend over and calmly accept the way Activision is trying to shaft the gaming industry with their corrupt business practices.

#100 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:25am by Buffel

To OP, yea, CoD wins, sorry. My GF knows this and understands, she's going to her friend's house.

to number 100, you wouldn't care if you played console :P

#102 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:28am by TooMuchXbox

YDI twofold: 1) for not realizing the date was in the future. 2) for whining because your boyfriend acted in a manner that was not you-centric.
And for good measure lets summarize by combining said reasons. YDI for being so self-centered that you see a date in some form of association with you boyfriend and youre pre-conceived notions that it must be about you are so strong that you overlook that the date hasn't occured yet.
I'm hoping you aren't actually mad about this and it was intended to be a comedic FML, the "oo I got burned" type, not the woe-is-me type.

#103 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:32am by Jorgwalther

Are you sucking serious? Go kill yourself you dumb bitch. it's obviously not November, and how does this qualify for FML?!

#104 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:41am by Ridyn

I think the way you said this FML, you weren't all bitchy and mad, just more of a *roll your eyes* sort of deal. Which makes most of the people on here bitching at your for acting "self-centered" idiots. Also, I think you just glanced at the date and that was your immediate thought, which isn't unheard of because you see that ALL THE TIME on Myspace, text signatures, Facebook, blah, blah, blah. If you see a date by someone's name, and you know they are in a relationship, you know what the date is for. So I don't think you were being stupid because the date hadn't happened yet. It wouldn't be crazy for him to know it and have it on there. My boyfriend knows how long we've been together by the day, which I think is kinda sweet and funny, so it wouldn't be clingy if your boyfriend had that either. Anyway, overall, I see you having the attitude here where you saw something that may have been, realized you were wrong, and kinda have a laugh about it accompanied with a roll of your eyes or something. I don't think you are acting self-centered or bitchy at all. And contrary to popular belief on here (who mostly seem to have nothing going on in their life by video games, just goes to show how lame they are), I'm sure your boyfriend thinks you are more important than some dumb video game, he is just excited for it's release.

FYL

#105 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:41am by CoolChik

MW2 FTW! how it this a bad thing fou you?

#106 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:44am by Pointy130

YDI for expecting your boyfriend's every thought to revolve around you. Also, for dating someone who uses text message signatures.

#107 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:48am by deaditegirl

YDI for dating someone who adds sigs to his sms'.

#108 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:48am by paivarotti

We really need a "So What?" option to vote for.

#109 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:57am by Cait1129

Yeahhhh... that date's in the future...

#110 - On 10/20/2009 at 12:02pm by Me27

11/10/09 hasn't happened yet. WTF?

#111 - On 10/20/2009 at 12:18pm by Pistoffcustomer

He is a guy! What do you expect!?!?

#112 - On 10/20/2009 at 12:19pm by Bones_effect15

When his balls descend and he turns into a real man, you can totally make fun of him for playing games an eight-year-old would find boring, simplistic, and just plain dumb.

#113 - On 10/20/2009 at 12:23pm by zander09

So, you are telling me if you had a text sig. it would be something like 12/14/2020, the day I realized video games are cooler than I am!

#114 - On 10/20/2009 at 12:27pm by LittleMel4

It's the United States Marine Corps birthday too, you know. November 10th.

#115 - On 10/20/2009 at 12:31pm by marshall_usmc

I noticed that too. I was wondering if it was coincidence or not.

#241 - On 10/21/2009 at 6:35am by The_Sadist

it's not always about you.

#116 - On 10/20/2009 at 12:33pm by netbeui435

I agree with CoolChik...When it comes to signatures I dont pay to much attention to them so i get it. Theres been a couple times where i've paid attention to the signature like my little brother had his signature on his phone for that exact date and i told him he's stupid.

#119 - On 10/20/2009 at 12:58pm by lala08

Wtf is this post? You became a couple IN THE FUTURE?

#120 - On 10/20/2009 at 1:17pm by gazerock123

I dont see what the big deal is about him having a video game release date as his signature. My current text sig has "Jan 2010" for the new KH game, because I love that series. It just means he's excited.

#121 - On 10/20/2009 at 1:24pm by kellzbellz

Wow, all the guys saying COD is better than her? You HONESTLY think COD>Pussy? You should be ashamed of yourselves, lads. Only the girls and gay men saying COD>pussy can justify their comment.

#122 - On 10/20/2009 at 1:34pm by Chunchunchun

What he said. :D

#123 - On 10/20/2009 at 1:36pm by Mudkipzrule

Are you kidding me? You thought the date you two became a couple was 11/10/09. It's not even November yet. Either this is something you made up, pathetically, or you really are stupid. I can't believe that the mods on this website posted this.

P.S. - I bet your boyfriend would rather sleep with a copy of CoD MW2 instead of you ;)

FYL.

#124 - On 10/20/2009 at 1:43pm by missnirvana

Dude chill out. She saw a date and assumed it would be when they got together and then realised it wasn't.
She's a girl... they think like that.
Plus it's obviously a tongue in cheek FML.
Wow.

COD MW2!!

#125 - On 10/20/2009 at 1:48pm by muserule99

FYL for having a video game obsessed bf, and FYL for posting in on here with all the other video game idiots.

#126 - On 10/20/2009 at 1:55pm by ayashe

You can't begrudge a man his video games. Best thing to do is start enjoying them yourself and get good at playing them. That's what I did and now my husband and I have a really fun hobby to do together, and we never fight about it because I don't bitch at him like a harpy about how he spends too much time playing video games.

#127 - On 10/20/2009 at 2:05pm by GriefBacon

Wow, the ignorance of some people on this site never seems to fail me.

Who said she made a big deal out of it? Did she mention throwing a temper tantrum or breaking up with her boyfriend because of the situation? Hell, did she even mention saying anything to him about it? No. Was I one of the few people who picked up on the sarcasm in her post?

I doubt she believes that 11/10/09 is actually the date they got together because she quickly realized that it was the release date for whatever. Oh my gosh, she glanced at a date and thought it was something different! She must be a moron, because no one ever makes mistakes in reading.

And like someone else mentioned, video games are not better than sex. If my boyfriend was to "lose his shit" because a video game was released, I would have to seriously reconsider our relationship because that is just weird for anyone who is no longer in high school, or a total gamer nerd--in which case, it's still weird.

#129 - On 10/20/2009 at 2:09pm by raeofsunshinexox

Posting on a website saying youe life is f---ed because of it automatically constitutes making a big deal about it. If it were a non-issue it wouldn't be worth posting.

#130 - On 10/20/2009 at 2:29pm by Jorgwalther

She posted it to FML.com, a story where people talk about getting cheated on, robbed, publically humilated, and critically injured. She's complaining that a date in her boyfriend's text message isn't their anniversary. Yes, she deserves to be mocked.

#145 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:32pm by Cait1129

It's not always about you, YDI.

#133 - On 10/20/2009 at 2:42pm by rockstarK9

Hahaha I know exactly that feeling. My man is the same :P Good news is...apparently MW2 has a lot of negatives for the PC gamers, bad news is, that doesn't prevent him from continuing to play MW1. ;) Whatever makes him happy though :P

#134 - On 10/20/2009 at 2:43pm by thisseemsfishy

You expect his life to revolve around you?: Ok, he's excited about a game. He's not going to make every detail of his life about you.

Just because of that, Modern Warfare 2 is more important.

#135 - On 10/20/2009 at 2:47pm by LegndNikko

Get over it, you can't just expect everything he does to revolve around you.

YDI for thinking you deserve more, especially when you take something that trivial so seriously.

Don't make a big deal about something so small and meaningless. It makes you look like a bitch.

#136 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:04pm by LolSarcasm

Boom headshot!!!!

#137 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:08pm by Fresh2death2021

It really isn't that surprising, I mean I'm counting down the days to the call of duty game too, I think everybody is hahaha so I wouldn't really call this a FML statement.

#138 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:08pm by debsbabyy

and to thisseemsfishy... nobody plays COD on the PC LMAO... we're all waiting so we can play it on XBOX live :)

#139 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:11pm by debsbabyy

That was the day of my girlfriend and my one year anniversary.

#140 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:12pm by MathcoreBilly

Am I missing something?
She thinks 11/10/09 is the date they "had" become a couple, but it's really the day that CoD game "comes" out.
That makes no sense.
Also, CoD sucks.

#141 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:14pm by TheLetterZero

Why the fuck do you care what date he has in his signature?
Get over yourself if you think only you should matter to him.

#143 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:31pm by Fenny

Wtf 11/10/09 hasnt happend so yall couldnt have became a couple on that day dumbazz

#144 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:31pm by niggamankillem

YDI for not understanding the importance of this game....and also for thinking that was the date you two became a couple in THE FUTURE

#146 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:37pm by ben26

and the great part is, even before i read the end of it, as soon as i saw the date i thought to my self "MODERN WARFARE 2!"

#147 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:45pm by mylifeisfedddddd

Modern Warfare 2 Prestige Edition with Night Vision Goggles > You

There's no other way.

#148 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:54pm by allmidnighteyes

My boyfriend and I started dating that day but in 2008. so for our one year anniversary I bought him modern warfare 2 because I'm just such a good girlfriend. :p

#149 - On 10/20/2009 at 3:54pm by soccerplayer06

i started dating my boyfriend the same day you did!! its also my birthday. fave day of the year! :)

#150 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:03pm by broken_princess

Is this some sort of time paradox?

#239 - On 10/21/2009 at 5:24am by Tubasaurus

Sounds like something my husband would do. :( My husband is planning on taking 4 vacation days when it comes out, just to play the damn thing.

#151 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:07pm by dramatic11

Well , MW2 is gonna be the shit so , it's a little bit more important (:
You < MW2

#152 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:11pm by SweetDream

Men are serious about their games buddy. xD

#153 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:22pm by iwaspeedon

how could u think it was about u? that date hasn't even happened yet!

#154 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:22pm by liteupthestage

Gamergirlfriend: bringing extreme drama to FML since 2002.

#155 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:26pm by Matt_Nicholas

Video games won't talk back.
Well ok, they will, but they won't nag you.

And really, when is the last time you let your boyfriend defend the bloody Whitehouse?
I'm guessing never.

#156 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:27pm by Hazy

Seriously? No wonder he forgot your anniversery!! if you complain about this who knows what else you complain about..

#157 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:29pm by Sweny

omg, this is the most horrifying fml EVER! This is worse than the guy who's family wanted to watch t.v. instead of finding out he had cancer! You mean your boyfriend seriously put hobby related things in his signature instead of writing about you! Edward Cullen would never do that to his woman!

#158 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:29pm by Emrysa

I can't tell if this is trolling or not :C
Because some people I've met are actually this serious...

#160 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:38pm by allmidnighteyes

in some countries, like in south America, the day comes before the month. smart.

#161 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:40pm by caramelluv

To hell with you! MW2 Rocks!

#162 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:41pm by J1208

you can't expect everything your boyfriend thinks about or likes is about you.
stop being such a narcissist.

this isn't an fml at all.

#163 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:45pm by SkaterChic

MW2 IS the most overrated game ever. The only reason people will buy it is because it's CoD4's sequel, and it's NOTHING like CoD4. Have fun wasting $60 on a shitty sequel guys.

#164 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:45pm by bishoprsv2

u idiot,that day hasent happend yet

#165 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:49pm by Standupboi

You've got a keeper.

#166 - On 10/20/2009 at 4:54pm by fatass123

Oh no, my boyfriend is excited about a game and he doesn't include the date we started dating in every text he sends. My life sucks.

#168 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:11pm by FunkyVerb

Heh. Really.

Quoted For Truth.

#169 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:12pm by Hazy

Win.

#248 - On 10/21/2009 at 5:02pm by Sacch2010

Stupid fml stupid bitch. I agree with 99% the comments. Someone besides stupid blond women should moderate

#170 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:15pm by Cubanbro

hahahHa owned bitch
:)

#172 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:27pm by zshaikh

random human dies*

#174 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:31pm by amitalegaonkar

"Oh no! Not every single aspect of my boyfriend's life revolves around me! FML!"

You thought you became a couple a month in the future?

#175 - On 10/20/2009 at 5:40pm by nemo3590

YDI for trying to compete with CoD over a guy

you just dont do it...

#176 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:04pm by CheckYourPockes

He sounds awesome.
Or sounds like what i'd do.... if I still had phone.... or PS3. R.I.P.
I got a MW2 shirt!!!!

#177 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:08pm by mndz_mkl

Whyy would u date someone in a month? and think its when u became a couple when it hasnt even come yet?

#178 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:10pm by jeane123

she means her anniversary. it's really not that hard to understand
don't insult the person because now you look like an idiot

#183 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:23pm by audreyfotc

Both, maybe?

#180 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:14pm by Bud

wow these FML's get worse and worse each day...who cares?...

#181 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:20pm by dntknowaname

thats my birthday! :D

#182 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:21pm by theJU

Sorry to tell you this but Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 is gonna be better than sex and no that doesn't make me a nerd i just like that game more than sex and yes that means that it beats all girls with the exemptions of Megan Fox, Jessica Alba, and Vida Guerra. If you don't know who the last one is go jump off a cliff and land your nuts on a spiked rock (guys only).

#184 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:28pm by Squwatknot

Oh I am so very sorry your boyfriend didn't have a signature that DIDN'T HAVE TO DO WITH YOU. If I was him I would break up with you ASAP. *Rolls Eyes* These FML's are terrible.

#186 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:30pm by PrinceTwilight17

How could you think 11/10/09 is the date you two got together when 11/10 hasn't even happened yet? If this was Europe and 11/10 meant October 11th, then maybe I can see the mistake, but you're writing from the U.S., where 11/10 means November 10th. So YDI. Anyway, why do you expect your boyfriend to put your into something as insignificant as a text signature?

#187 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:46pm by Islander

Wait, I'm confused. 11/10/09 happened a year ago?
But if I'm correct the game hasn't come out yet...
and if you meant 11/10/10...how could that be the date that you guys became a couple, if that hasn't happened yet?

#188 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:49pm by batmanandrobin

YDI for thinking that you "became a couple" 3 weeks in the future it's not your boyfriend's fault your time challenged.

#189 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:58pm by Gregory7

Oh please...

#190 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:01pm by tropicthunder

Unless you think it's suppose to read october 11th, you're pretty much an idiot.

#191 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:07pm by joHnnycsU

as a "gamer girlfriend" deal with it. CoDMW2 is much more important

#192 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:11pm by attredies

haha thats awesome!

#193 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:19pm by theshad

Stop nitpicking. She didn't mean that in 3 weeks her present boyfriend and she would become a couple or whatever. She meant it as in 3 weeks in the future was this year's anniversary for when she and her boyfriend became a couple.

#194 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:21pm by catbutt

Ok first, Who cares what your boyfriend puts in his signature? Second, he should put 11/10/09 in his Signature, Modern Warfare 2 is gonna be huge in the gaming industry, I doubt people know this but 11-15 million people already paid for it and will pick it up and that gives the guys at Infinity Ward and Activision over 660 million bucks. Im a gamer and YDI this is not an FML more like an IMMD

#195 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:24pm by Stormmetal1

awee, sounds like somthing my boyfriend would doo, we arnt hanging out today cause the new fifa 10 game just came out..
-.-

gammmers these days !

#196 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:29pm by lilladylauren

How can the date you became (past tense) a couple be in the future? You're pretty stupid, aren't ya?

#197 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:35pm by Bathory

Games are much better then girls. Sorry.

#198 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:37pm by DeathShad0

OMG, are you serious??? You got mad b/c he had COD in his siggy? I LUV that game!!! Oh, and I hope I get it for my b-day, Nov 10, lolz. What a great gift, get him the game and make it up to him for being you. Yeah, I'm a girl who likes COD, and I get my b/f games that I know are hawt because I play them, but I only played COD on the wii, and it's great...since I never played it on anything else (aka the better graphic platforms like PS3 & X-Box 360. BUT I get to use my remote as a gun and shoot people!!! Online!!! Yeah, I just got into that game, and I will definitely get this game, or hint hint around... Oh, and last comment, #198, I take offense...;p. well, not really, but seriously? You think a video game will keep you warm at night? But OP, if you seriously thought a future date was your anniversary, then, YDI, but another possibility is that it was 11/10 of another year, and she just thought he was putting a weird siggy like I'd say my birthday is 11/10/09 (haha, just noticed the countdown) even though I wasn't born then, ooh, back from the future...

#201 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:53pm by Ali_Br

wait
does that mean that they became a couple oct 11? because that was like .. a week ago. why is it such a big deal? there's no reason to being mad at him, he can choose a video game date over his girlfriend of a week. i wouldn't want that even it were a year.
YDI

#202 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:56pm by habaji

Um, that's not for another 20 days. YDI for being an idiot

#203 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:03pm by Mightybob50

How could it be the day you became a couple if the date is in the future?

Either way, YDI so much. You got mad because he put a video game release date in his sig? I've done that too for a video game. He's excited for it. New release of a certain game > a relationship at the moment.

#204 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:21pm by zee209

It might have been the day they started going out, but the wrong year and it was the year that made her realize it. Or a similar date.

And if they've been going out for almost/over a year, the relationship SHOULD be more important than a game.

#211 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:02pm by ScaryyMary

Didn't you realize she wasn't all mad about it? She probably didn't say anything or even get mad. She probably just Fmylifed it because it's pretty fucking funny.

#206 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:40pm by ohlookasaraah

That's the Marine Corps birthday. Awesome!

Coincidence?

I think not...

#208 - On 10/20/2009 at 8:45pm by marcusaurelius

your boyfriend is a true man

#212 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:05pm by giveobamaquarter

what the hell is wrong with you people? there are way too many sexist comments here. i'm a girl and i'm not so fucking self-obsessed that i would assume the date in my boyfriend's signature is the date we got together. some of us DO have brains, believe it or not!

#214 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:19pm by elliekinslurvsya

Unless ur boyfriend has a time machine, u might b retarded

#215 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:43pm by rrossi127

lol at all these guys jizzing themselves about a game.

#216 - On 10/20/2009 at 9:57pm by DirtyDiana

HELL Ya
CALL OF DUTY!!

#217 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:02pm by SquirrelB0y

YDI for being in love after 9 days.

#218 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:07pm by drinkupgorgeous

give him a bj. maybe thatll make him appreciate you more :)

#219 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:21pm by dumshitz

GO COD!!!

#222 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:49pm by ImJustThatLucky

11 10 09 hasn't happened yet dumbass, so you couldn't have become a couple then unless ur talking about the anniversary

#223 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:54pm by moist_towelettes

dont be stupid #223, 11/10/09 many people number the date day/month/year

#225 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:03pm by explodingpupppet

I love how retarded guys are. my boyfriend did the exact same thing? does he blow you off to play cod and ignore you while he's playing too like mine does?

#224 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:59pm by buttsecksss

Hey buttsecksss, go fall in a well.

#227 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:27pm by DeathShad0

I love how you call guys retarded and then go on to put a question mark at the end of a regular sentence.

#229 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:52pm by max_the_moron

11/10/09!!! HELL YEAH! Modern warfare 2. Gonna be so kick ass.

Sorry, but modern warfare 2 is more important.

#226 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:13pm by EmbraceTheOne

Fuck yeah

#228 - On 10/20/2009 at 11:43pm by 19fml18

Could it possibly, now I know this is hard for you to understand with your small mind, but possibly in any way, have a double meaning?

#230 - On 10/21/2009 at 12:20am by tdawgheath

You deserve it for dating a nerd.

#231 - On 10/21/2009 at 12:29am by Malfunkshun

That sucks but mw2 is going to be sick! And to the homo who said it's more important than Megan foX, you are a dumb fuck. You obviously are a virgin or a raging poop slut.

#232 - On 10/21/2009 at 1:28am by hung_solo

Got a little song for you blackscent.....nice butt, poop slut, makes blackscent go mmm mmmm

#234 - On 10/21/2009 at 1:30am by hung_solo

zomg 20 more days left!

#235 - On 10/21/2009 at 2:10am by jons_phucked

cod mod 2 is probably going to be the sucked game ever. and if you don't think so you're a raging poop slut

#236 - On 10/21/2009 at 2:12am by Andyangels27

Obviously she meant their anniversary. Also, your bf being excited about a video game doesn't mean he loves you less. Why don't you try sharing his interests if it upsets you that he's enjoying something that doesn't involve you? Gamer chicks are gamer guys' wet dreams.

#237 - On 10/21/2009 at 3:19am by Scytheria

I don't see why they had to put my state-wide exams during the SAME TIME that Mod 2 comes out :(

#238 - On 10/21/2009 at 3:55am by ActionManly

I can't believe the abundance of negative people on this site now, and it's those people who totally ruin the site. If you can't understand the FML then go look at another site instead of harassing people you will never meet.

On a side note, I'm so excited for Modern Warfare 2. (:

#240 - On 10/21/2009 at 5:31am by izzyyy

You forgot to add writing novellas in the comment section of FML to your free time activity pimpin88!

COD rules!!!!

#245 - On 10/21/2009 at 12:43pm by skullbuster

So, to him you are good for nothing.

#243 - On 10/21/2009 at 6:43am by mrzero

Haha, nobody can wait for MW2.. your not the only thing that matters in his life. everyone likes video games

#244 - On 10/21/2009 at 12:29pm by terkyhed

I don't see how this is an FML. You didn't know he was a gamer? Seriously, not every guy is sentimental and romantic, after dating nearly a year or more, you should know this by now.

It's a one-time thing (possibly occasional), so don't ruin a relationship over it. I get pushed to the back burner when my b/f has something he's excited for coming close. And I do the same to him. It's part of life. Especially since guys are known to forget anniversaries and birthdays. It's been happening for years, and will continue to happen.

#246 - On 10/21/2009 at 12:52pm by imameankid

How could you mistake it for being the date you became a couple if that date hasn't even come occurred yet? This is solely your fault for being an idiot and also being self centered.

#247 - On 10/21/2009 at 1:46pm by Ofoz91

OH MAI GAWSH, the date of our anniversary isn't in his phone signature!!! What a cunt!!

Seriously?? Get over yourself. YDI for being an attention whore.

#249 - On 10/21/2009 at 5:22pm by Macadamia

Lame fml.

#250 - On 10/21/2009 at 5:47pm by rexchanna

11/10/09

#252 - On 10/21/2009 at 6:39pm by Daaniellee1234

Well, why would you think that 11/10/09 was the date you became a couple if it hasn't happened yet?

#253 - On 10/21/2009 at 7:29pm by CaptainPat

First off, 11/10/09 hasn't even happened yet. Second, I think it really speaks of your character that as soon as your boyfriend adds a date as his signature on his phone, you automatically assume it is related to you.

#254 - On 10/21/2009 at 7:45pm by giganticbrain

Yeah, notice how she said "thought" as in EVEN SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER THE DATE.
Hypocritical bitch.

#258 - On 10/21/2009 at 11:20pm by DameGreyWulf

call of duty or females..... tough decision

#257 - On 10/21/2009 at 11:17pm by c0l0mBiaNazo

So, what's wrong with him putting that date as his signature? Why should he put the date that you started dating? This is definitely not an FML. I don't know how it got through...

#259 - On 10/21/2009 at 11:47pm by xhoodoox

Every guy has played call of duty at least once in their life AND LIKED IT!!

#260 - On 10/22/2009 at 12:37am by michaelcarell

fyl you need a boyfriend that's not to addicted to gaming.

#261 - On 10/22/2009 at 1:37am by HiddenAce91

Guys- this is her boyfriend. A little info- we've been going out a week. My birthday is OCR 11 so switching the date would make sense because I'm really into german. Furthermore, I am not obsessed with games, I just preordered it and am super excited. Finally, my girlfriend is not self absorbed and as funny as some of these comments have been to read, it is quite sad how quickly people assume others are self absorbed and get to the point where they are almost angry at her for this easy mistake. Btw- sorry about that last runon sentence. >_

#262 - On 10/22/2009 at 2:24am by Nickapriest

And I'm not putting her on the back burner :-(

#263 - On 10/22/2009 at 2:27am by Nickapriest

And I got the Prestige edition :-)

#264 - On 10/22/2009 at 2:35am by Nickapriest

are you honestly saying that he isn't allowed to have interests other than you?

#265 - On 10/22/2009 at 3:46am by kleokriesel

that game us gonna be the shit, I bet so many couple will break up over that game.

#266 - On 10/22/2009 at 9:04pm by xXHoNoRXx

If the signature on your texts isn't "I love my boyfriend", then YDI for being a hypocrite.

#267 - On 10/22/2009 at 11:33pm by Emperor_Jim

I only loled because 11/10/09 hasn't happened yet. Idiot hahaha.
If you were an good girlfriend, then you'd play video games with him and not complain about them. just sayin.

#268 - On 10/23/2009 at 3:12am by Andromeda

I have to say just a little bit on the YDI side, but I know also that I will become an Xbox 360 widow on Nov. 3 bc Dragon Age: Origins comes out that day.

#269 - On 10/23/2009 at 4:26pm by facmebene

i agree with andromeda. how could you think a future day in time is the day your first date was on. unless she is back from the future.

#271 - On 10/24/2009 at 3:13am by bucki

haha I did the same thing!

#272 - On 10/24/2009 at 3:17am by p8ntbal1er

about every guy who plays video games is waiting till Nov 10. COD MOD 2 will be amazing but probably not as good as u r in bed ;)

#273 - On 10/25/2009 at 3:50am by conor1423

you know 11/10/09 hasnt happened yet right?

#274 - On 10/25/2009 at 12:45pm by lifes_rough

get over it. The world doesn't revolve around you. Your bf has a life outside of you.

#276 - On 10/25/2009 at 3:00pm by Ketsuhime

Hey I don't blame him Modern Warfare 2 looks epic.

#277 - On 10/25/2009 at 6:33pm by ReecesPieces

you became a couple in the future?

#278 - On 10/26/2009 at 2:30am by Stealthx5

you hav the best aniversary ever.

#279 - On 10/26/2009 at 4:30pm by ryder4782

ohhhhhhhh this is so something my boyfriend would do too hahaha........

#280 - On 10/28/2009 at 9:16pm by nc89

thats the exact day of me and my bfs one year anniversary. he is really into call of duty. once i found out that was the new day it comes out i told him and he was like "no! of course we are gonna go out!.... to get the game"

#281 - On 10/31/2009 at 1:15pm by linzee101

Wait, so you thought that a future date, was the day you guys had already become a couple??? wat?? Is it already past 11/10/09 where you live? Are you from the future? Whats it like in the future?

#283 - On 11/03/2009 at 6:23pm by Screwby25

some people read dates as DD/MM/YY

#284 - On 11/09/2009 at 1:17am by HiddenAce91

So What!? loser.

#286 - On 11/10/2009 at 8:04pm by bobinoguaviare

best game ever btw :)

#287 - On 12/06/2009 at 10:33pm by Notastalker

stop whining, loser

#288 - On 12/27/2009 at 7:19pm by brianjman14

hey no one gives a crap cod is the greatest game of all time

#289 - On 12/29/2009 at 5:15am by Andyangels27

how is this an fml, your not that good fuckwit

#290 - On 01/03/2010 at 5:38am by lucifer69

MW2 FTW. What a hard life u lead OP. Goddamn emo generation

#291 - On 01/14/2010 at 2:48am by Leosan

don't assume.. boys are boys:(
fuck them all

#292 - On 01/21/2010 at 12:59am by wheatie

Fuck that. How selfish can you be? Should every little detail of OP's Bf's life be about her? Get over yourself.

#293 - On 01/24/2010 at 7:18pm by jc420

the freakiest thing is that jus when i was reading you fml i was thinking about my ex and how i will probably never get over him..we seem to have the same anniversary as you do :/ nice reminder...FML

#294 - On 01/25/2010 at 4:12am by m_tz_2

COD is the fucking best game ever
so shut up OP

#295 - On 02/08/2010 at 7:46am by 6969awesome

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