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Today, I was texting my boyfriend. I noticed that he had added a signature onto his texts that had the date 11/10/09. At first, I blushed and thought it was the date we had become a couple. But then I realized it was just the day the new Call of Duty game comes out. Love you too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16901) - you deserved it (30336)

On 10/20/2009 at 1:26am - love - by gamergirlfriend (woman) - United States (Washington)

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sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Modern Warfare 2 > You.

#1 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:29am by FrozenSoliid

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Oh suck it up.

Btw, you fail. You didn't realize that wasn't your anniversary.

#3 - On 10/20/2009 at 6:31am by ybotx

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