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Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12668) - you deserved it (5454)

On 12/24/2008 at 8:54pm - love - by Marou - Sent from mobile version

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