By Marou - 25/12/2008 01:54 - France

Today, I sent a text message to a guy I like, saying, "Dear Santa, I want to fall in love." He replied: "Wait for next Christmas..." FML
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alley_cat_118 0

I'm sorry, but that was a corny line. And I have heard (and used) my lion's share of bad pick-up lines.

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jamers113 0

why's the guy you like santa? ..that's just odd.

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silly_kate 0

lol, you just had an epic ******* FAIL!!!!!

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dannnn_fml 0

why would you say that? you want some big fat guy breaking and entering your house than raping you??? true story.

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DisappearingRose 18

lmao. 16 is funnier than this FML

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jessecuhemm 0

Hahaha ya ydi for sure. Im sure that conversation could've gone better if you're comment wasn't so stupid.

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SleepOnStones 5

YDI. Why would you say something so cheesy?!

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adonna2000 2

I said something similar to a guy that liked me, " You'll never get your Christmas present." Not long after we dated and it lasted for 4 years.

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shessovain 7

That's a really odd thing to say when trying to pick someone up.

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CantTouchThat 29

Next time get him under a mistletoe. Still cheesy but at least you get to make a move instead of just flattery. You'll learn someday.

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