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Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54323) - you deserved it (11327)

On 03/24/2009 at 9:48pm - love - by sarah_sad (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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