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Today, I went to the gym with two of my friends expecting to pay a guest fee but the cute guy working at the front desk let me in for free. On the way out after working out I started to flirt with him and he said "Don't flatter yourself, I just let you in because I'm lazy." FML

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On 03/24/2009 at 9:48pm - love - by sarah_sad (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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What's with people trying to make vigilante justice over this? He was lazy so he let her in. She got the wrong impression and tried to hit on him. He's obviously had a long day at work, so he flat out tells her to stop trying. Maybe he's taken. Those who would attack the guy physically or professionally must be sociopaths or something.

Plus, he totally saved her like, 5-10 bucks.

#10 - On 03/25/2009 at 6:24am by Shadic

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don't take it so hard, he gets it all the time and is sick of it.

#1 - On 03/25/2009 at 4:12am by nodbor

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