Today, I found out that my girlfriend's idea of "washing her feet" is sticking her foot in the toilet and flushing. FML
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On 10/17/2009 at 10:25pm - love - by userrrrr - United States (North Carolina)
So there is a direct relationship to your IQ and your fear of your own waste. Basically the recorded how much toilet paper people used and their IQ. The higher the IQ, the less toilet paper used.
This wouldn't bother me at all, kinda funny actually. I mean really, what's worse, a clean toilet or a dirty foot? Maybe I'm a little biased, I do eat my girlfriend's arse (only right after a bath).
#76 - On 10/19/2009 at 1:56am by CapinWinky
Well the toilet is one of the cleanest places in most people's house. Unless they live in Kolkata...
#13 - On 10/18/2009 at 6:12am by jackkerouc9
"Well the toilet is one of the cleanest places.."
So we can assume that you take shower and drink out of it when not being a complete moron online?
#69 - On 10/18/2009 at 11:22pm by riplikethat
if the toilet , the place where you shit and urinate, is the cleanest place in your house then you're disgusting
Go watch Mythbusters for one and then go research it. It's a fact that the porcelain and plastic that toilets are made of are resistant to the growth of bacteria to a point. But the fact you are disgusted by my comment is not shocking considering Hillbillies usually have Outhouses and Port a Jons in their backyards.
#81 - On 10/19/2009 at 2:18pm by jackkerouc9
"the toilet is the cleanest place in the house"
actually true
not only is the bowl anti bacterial and stuff, but the water is slightly bleached. which is why it is unhealthy to your dog to drink out of it, not cuz its where you shit, its cuz its drinking chemicals
if it were not the cleanest place then bacteria would grow and youd get infections everytime you take a crap
#85 - On 10/19/2009 at 10:40pm by stone_light
Delightfully disgusting. What an amazing sex life he would have had.
#71 - On 10/18/2009 at 11:57pm by BravoUser
OMG! EWWWWWW! Um, I think that's going on the first date questionnaire from now on - as I'm from NC too and this disturbs my world.
#8 - On 10/18/2009 at 5:59am by unhappyperson
Uhhhhhhh . . . If she's flushing the toilet, that's clean water. So it's no different to a shower really.
It is different then a shower because when you flush the toilet the germs and crap don't just go away, they stick to the toilet unless you full on scrub that thing with bleach. It's not a pleasant thought, her crapping in the toilet, flushing it, then sticking her foot in there is it? I hope she wasn't serious because I really don't know who would do something like this. Can't she wash her feet when she's taking a shower?
There's not enough information to deduce she does not bleach it and scrub it before cleaning in the toilet. Maybe she has a phobia to showers? There's phobias for some really odd things out there . . .
Yes i'm so sure she never showers. Don't you think that'd be included in the FML, just because it makes it even grosser and that'd probably be easier to catch than the footflush... :/
The water in the bowl of your toilet is not as clean as that of the water in your shower, wtf.
Although, the water in the tank on the back of the toilet is clean, drinkable, even.
#36 - On 10/18/2009 at 12:26pm by cityignites
Water in the toilet is as clean as your shower or kitchen sink.
As long as there are no fancy products in there and it's cleaned regulary, whatever you spit or urinate somewhere it's the same...
#12 - On 10/18/2009 at 6:10am by 4ube
does it matter, wash your feet in the dam tub. Knowing that you take shits and pee in the toilet. Besides the water might be clean but im sure the toilet isnt.
Tomorrow there had better be:
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's idea of taking a shit is popping a squat in the shower. FML
That'll teach her.
#16 - On 10/18/2009 at 6:48am by sock_monkey_man
I hope when she dunks her foot in the water, there aren't any other "boats" afloat. She's not playing Fecal Battleship, is she?
Win #18.
And, doesn't it make more sense, height wise, to wash feet in the toilet, piss in the sink, and wash in the bath.
Does to me. Not that I do x]
you're a lucky man.
keep her forever, and ever, and ever.
#22 - On 10/18/2009 at 8:30am by ILIEKGIRLS
and....? the dog ate your hand? you stepped on glass? come on. this is not fML worthy. this site keeps getting lamer and lamer..........
#25 - On 10/18/2009 at 8:40am by stupiddumbblonde
#25 is right. this is not an fml, unless you have a foot fetish and have been unknowingly sucking on her toilet feet for an extended period of time. if not, its just lame.
#26 - On 10/18/2009 at 9:15am by mrsdoctor10
i was thinking maybe your gf isn't from the USA and then it hit me like I've never heard of ANY other country washing their feet in a toilet.... you need to show her how to wash
#31 - On 10/18/2009 at 10:09am by poeticvibez07
I had a patron come up to my desk and tell me a DVD was not working properly. As I checked the disc for scratches she told me "Aah even tried ta clean it bah flushing it in da toylet.." I instantly dropped it and fired a few eye darts into her, but what ya gonna do now? Other than gallons of sanitizer. *mutters*
What a coincidence, after watching "paul blart mall cop" on dvd I tried to flush that crap down the toilet but it got stuck thus screwing me over again
Thats how I was my balls. I just dangle them in the bowl and flush.
#34 - On 10/18/2009 at 11:12am by Superawesomestev
Doesn't everyone in North Carolina do that? Did you just move there from the big city?
#39 - On 10/18/2009 at 1:47pm by FerrariCake
Oh har har, good joke... did you come up with that all by yourself or did your life partner help you out?
#43 - On 10/18/2009 at 4:08pm by Captain_Jello
a lot of you guys are nasty if you really think that cleaning of your feet in a toilet is okay. When you take a shit...100% of the time it stays there, just like you have to clean a shower from mildew and mold, you have to clean a toilet from shit and mold and mildew....chick is nasty
#42 - On 10/18/2009 at 3:26pm by couturefab
to the person who thinks toilet water is cleaner than tap water(#40). from a medical stand point you obviously know absolutely about bodily waist and should check your facts before posting comments anywhere where someone who actually uses there brain for more than a paper weight might see it. to you i suggest you be very careful not to choke to death while eating your jello and then have a nice day, you special person you.
#44 - On 10/18/2009 at 4:17pm by dravthorn6669
#40, the actual water that runs into the toilet may be cleaner than tap water, I don't know, but she's sticking her foot in the toilet bowl. There's residue from shit left in there, which certainly has a lot of bacteria... In other words, that's not cleaning your feet, that's making them dirtier.
#45 - On 10/18/2009 at 4:35pm by gothic_cat_lady
Actually that toilet bowl (even after use and flush) has less bacteria than for example dishcloth... atleast on average as people do not was / change the dishcloth enuf.
Oh btw where did the bacteria come to the toilet... ? ;)
#47 - On 10/18/2009 at 4:48pm by prc_
IV drug users often use toilette tank water. shooting up at the fountain is frowned upon in polite society. unfortunately that water is often contaminated. its linked to the bowl, where waste goes. waist is what your belt goes around. anyhow, these drug users contract a lot of diseases, like hepatitis. so NO, the water anywhere in or around the toilette is not clean- ever. the OPs gf probably gets off on being a filthy little girl. she deserves a spankin. and thorough, proper washing.
#49 - On 10/18/2009 at 4:59pm by satanstoystore
um... ew... dont ever lick her feet that would be licking your pee... in a way if you know what i mean... :D
that reminded me of an old turkish comedy movie. main character was a villager from underdeveloped countryside of turkey and came to the big city. when he first saw the alafranga toilet (alafranga they call the regular toilet of west because in countryside people do their business without seating. they just crouch on the top of ceramic tiled holes which is called an alaturka toilet) the first thing came to his mind was that it should be a feet washer...
is she a pointe dancer? cause thats what we do if we bleed through our shoes
#56 - On 10/18/2009 at 8:06pm by fatass_tacohater
i know why this happened.................she doesnt like you so she is pretending to do something outlandish in order to scare you away
nobody normal does that
I don't see how this is disgusting enough for people to think the OP should dump his gf, as long as the toilet was empty. Your feet probably get way dirtier just by walking around.
Washing your feet in the toilet is just weird, its not really disgusting though.
Classy!
As long she does it in her own toilet at home, it's okay. If she does that in a public restroom, well...
and it's even more disgusting if you have a foot fetish.
#65 - On 10/18/2009 at 10:04pm by xSceneSceneBabyx
I feel like the only reason people could defend the girlfriend in this is because she's washing her feet. You wouldn't wash your hands or hair in the supposed toilet water "as clean as the shower or the faucet," would you?
I'm still kind of gagging at this one. Very repulsing
#70 - On 10/18/2009 at 11:52pm by bentonthegreat
Uhm...
Well, OP, you've inspired me to make sure any future relationships in my life do not involve toilet-washed feet.
#73 - On 10/19/2009 at 12:51am by DameGreyWulf
well if someone ever tells you to eat shit and you start licking your girlfriends feet at least now we will all know why.
woah!! Dude, your girlfriend has some serious problems. Find her a seat on the little yellow bus and send her packing. Immedeatly!
#77 - On 10/19/2009 at 2:11am by OnlyIfYouLoveMe
Could be worse...
Instead of being stupid, she could be right about the cleanliness of her feet in comparison to the toilette. O_O
#79 - On 10/19/2009 at 11:10am by Grangoire
...erh..what?? thats disgusting. just sick. its a disgrace. howd you find out? did you like walk in on her "washing her feet"? lol... uhmm i mean...yuck. wtf? i don't want to be mean but just dump her or at least try to make her stop doing it. Because... its really nasty.
#91 - On 10/20/2009 at 10:36pm by madaddicted
It's true that toilet is one of the cleanest place. But the image still is a bit gross....
#92 - On 10/21/2009 at 10:23am by Sucks2beYouxD
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wat does she drink from it too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#101 - On 10/25/2009 at 1:48pm by awsome_100
Goodness, that had to be quite a shock. But to me it seems almost cute in a way...
#106 - On 12/02/2009 at 12:21am by scott_m319
If your idea of washing your feet is sticking your foot in the toilet and flushing... you might be a redneck.
Damn you, Blue Collar Comedy Tour for giving me ideas for making jokes.
