Joe Bidet

By userrrrr - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's idea of "washing her feet" is sticking her foot in the toilet and flushing. FML
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takkman 0

Are you sure she wasn't joking... i mean... come on... who does that?

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sock_monkey_man 0

Tomorrow there had better be: Today, I found out that my boyfriend's idea of taking a shit is popping a squat in the shower. FML That'll teach her.

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dollymolly_92 0

I find it sad that the only way to pick up a guy is using a website that has no purpose. I say if your looking for love go to MLIA.

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perdix 29

I hope when she dunks her foot in the water, there aren't any other "boats" afloat. She's not playing Fecal Battleship, is she?

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Ejvind 0

Win #18. And, doesn't it make more sense, height wise, to wash feet in the toilet, piss in the sink, and wash in the bath. Does to me. Not that I do x]

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ILIEKGIRLS 5

you're a lucky man. keep her forever, and ever, and ever.

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stupiddumbblonde 0

and....? the dog ate your hand? you stepped on glass? come on. this is not fML worthy. this site keeps getting lamer and lamer..........

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mrsdoctor10 4

#25 is right. this is not an fml, unless you have a foot fetish and have been unknowingly sucking on her toilet feet for an extended period of time. if not, its just lame.

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Peroxide 3

she washes her feet with the toilet and dries herself with the cat

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viral_fml 0

What's wrong with that? Sounds pretty ******* logical to me.

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