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Today, my new girlfriend told me I don't snore when I sleep. Which is funny, since during the last year of my marriage, my ex-wife would make me sleep on the couch because my loud snoring kept her up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23170) - you deserved it (1656)

On 10/13/2009 at 7:07am - love - by quietsleeper (man) - United States (Florida)

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