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Today, my new girlfriend told me I don't snore when I sleep. Which is funny, since during the last year of my marriage, my ex-wife would make me sleep on the couch because my loud snoring kept her up. FML
Sucks man. fyl. You're ex-wife wanted the whole bed to herself. But at least you have a girlfriend now.
Actually snoring can be caused by stress, so maybe thats the problem?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 29 August 2014