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Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself, I got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying "your cat is fat". FML

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On 02/02/2009 at 9:36pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)

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That was very rude of him. Send it to me and I'll give your a fair and unbiased compliment.

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 6:22am by nomadicdread

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How dare he!!


Your cat isn't that fat...

#3 - On 02/03/2009 at 12:43pm by FuckMyCouch

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