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Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself, I got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying "your cat is fat". FML


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On 02/02/2009 at 9:36pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)

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That was very rude of him. Send it to me and I'll give your a fair and unbiased compliment.

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 6:22am by nomadicdread

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LOL I seriously look down on people who dress themselves up to "look sexy" and all for someone else. If it isn't you, why do it? You'll get sick and tired of pretending one day and it's better he knows what you really are like instead of finding out 4 years later with the second baby coming along the way.

But yeah.
Lol @ his comment. It's sad, but hey I'm sadistic.

Why else would I come on the site?

#23 - On 03/17/2009 at 8:53pm by Mish

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