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Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he'll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32346) - you deserved it (3381)

On 10/12/2009 at 3:31pm - love - by Sucker (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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1. Why spend so much on an anniversary present that you have to work double shifts to buy? Choose something meaningful within your price range.

2. So what if he wants a getaway by himself? Just because you're a couple doesn't mean you have to do everything together. Let him have some alone time.

3. It might possibly be a cover-up for his gift. If he wants to surprise you, I think that's a good way. Don't automatically think he's being an ass.

#32 - On 10/12/2009 at 6:59pm by Witchcraft

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so save up your money and get
yourself something nice instead.

#16 - On 10/12/2009 at 5:53pm by AshleyRose784

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