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Today, after working another double shift because I want to buy my boyfriend a really expensive anniversary present, I get to his apartment to find him calculating in how many paychecks he'll be able to afford a Caribbean getaway. For himself. FML

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On 10/12/2009 at 3:31pm - love - by Sucker (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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My ex used to go on cruises all the time with his best guy friend. I didn't take offense. You're CHOOSING to buy an expensive gift, he didn't ask you to. Grow up and realize that anniversaries dont have to be all about spending money.

#29 - On 10/12/2009 at 6:39pm by idkweird

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So what? Just because you're buying him an expensive gift, he has to do the same? It's not like he asked you to buy an expensive gift for him. If you're looking for something in return, then don't give it to him.

#20 - On 10/12/2009 at 5:59pm by ktho522

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