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Today, I took a girl out I've been seeing for two months on our first real date. I had saved all my money for the week for this. I took her to a beautiful restaurant uptown. She got hammered, hit me and screamed that I would never be as good as "Marshall." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38687) - you deserved it (2829)

On 10/10/2009 at 2:06pm - love - by pistonsunshine (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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Well, at least you now know that she's a psycho bitch, and you don't have too continue to relationship.

#1 - On 10/10/2009 at 5:04pm by RPGod

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I'm pretty sure she's referencing the character "Marshall" from How I Met Your Mother

#17 - On 10/10/2009 at 6:01pm by robv565

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