Today, I took a girl out I've been seeing for two months on our first real date. I had saved all my money for the week for this. I took her to a beautiful restaurant uptown. She got hammered, hit me and screamed that I would never be as good as "Marshall." FML

by pistonsunshine / 10/10/2009 at 2:06pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love

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  • Well, at least you now know that she's a psycho bitch, and you don't have too continue to relationship.

    #1 - On 10/10/2009 at 5:04pm by RPGod

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  • I'm Marshall. Damn right you'll never be as good as me.

    #5 - On 10/10/2009 at 5:10pm by KingOfTheWastes

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