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Today, my ex said "I love you!" for the first time at a party in front of my boyfriend. Smugly satisfied, I said "Well, you're too late for that." My ex looked at me with irritation and said "I'm talking to him!" and gestured to my boyfriend. They'd been "best friends" since middle school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10853) - you deserved it (23049)

On 10/10/2009 at 12:25am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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So you go from banging one guy to banging his best friend? Smooth.

#5 - On 10/10/2009 at 6:54am by overkill_78

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I think you'd have gotten a *lot* more sympathetics fyl without the 'smugly satisfied'.

#4 - On 10/10/2009 at 6:49am by memory_loss

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