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Today, I had my final divorce proceeding. The judge denied my divorce because my husband is unemployed. I can't get a divorce until he gets a job to pay child support. He hasn't had a job for 3 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38570) - you deserved it (3346)

On 10/08/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by branwen5 - United States

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I don't know much about divorce proceedings but I am guessing this doesn't normally happen, so I would recommend maybe trying to get another judge for the case? Just a suggestion, don't know if it will help.

#3 - On 10/09/2009 at 3:36am by StarGirl11

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Did you say the "till death do us part" thing when you married him? Not that I'm trying to put any ideas in your head...

#4 - On 10/09/2009 at 3:38am by FerrariCake

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