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Today, I had my final divorce proceeding. The judge denied my divorce because my husband is unemployed. I can't get a divorce until he gets a job to pay child support. He hasn't had a job for 3 years. FML


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On 10/08/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by branwen5 - United States

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I don't know much about divorce proceedings but I am guessing this doesn't normally happen, so I would recommend maybe trying to get another judge for the case? Just a suggestion, don't know if it will help.

#3 - On 10/09/2009 at 3:36am by StarGirl11

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I'm calling bullshit. Unless you have some backwards ass hick for a judge, he shouldn't give two shits about bankrupting your already jobless husband for that child support money.

#5 - On 10/09/2009 at 3:41am by bigcrazymike

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