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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML

#5618251 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (34817) - you totally deserved it (2765)

On 10/03/2009 at 7:43am - love - by Anon (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

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Aww :(

#1 - On 10/03/2009 at 9:52am by veganphotog

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

YDI because you can't spell "behind" correctly.

#5 - On 10/03/2009 at 9:59am by Duckasaurus

No, no, no. It's because he likes doing it in the "behond".

#6 - On 10/03/2009 at 10:03am by bexox

Maybe the bigger issue is that people's lives aren't especially original.

#24 - On 10/03/2009 at 11:10am by boxedambiguity

It's behind, not behond, darling.

#26 - On 10/03/2009 at 11:19am by Bright_Lights

Lol, this isn't really an fml. No guy > gay guy. Wouldn't of worked out.

#32 - On 10/03/2009 at 11:46am by cackle

People like you are what's annoying. Honestly. I've read probably every single FML on this website. Yes, some of them are similar. Obviously. Anything on here that sounds so far out and "original" is probably a fake, if not, it's funny. I'm not saying that FML should be this boring site where everythings the same. But it is bound to happen. It's just a site, not your life.

#39 - On 10/03/2009 at 12:59pm by carleysimpson_

it's called a typo u assfaces, it doesnt meant you're stupid just because your finger slipped.

#43 - On 10/03/2009 at 2:10pm by meezer008

LOL you turned him gay!

#62 - On 10/03/2009 at 6:42pm by Reyo

Yes it does. Loser.

#63 - On 10/03/2009 at 6:45pm by Bright_Lights

i don't get the fml. you're not together. so what's the big deal?

#67 - On 10/03/2009 at 6:52pm by the_stereotype

The big deal is: it happened when they were together. As in, not just now.

#72 - On 10/03/2009 at 9:46pm by dyld921

he could have been Bi and decided that the ex boyfriend was a better choice.

#94 - On 10/05/2009 at 9:33pm by gotowardsthelite

LOL.. Doesn't that suck.??

#2 - On 10/03/2009 at 9:52am by XHakudatsuX

That's how the boyfriend and exboyfriend likes it.

#28 - On 10/03/2009 at 11:24am by missmasturah

ouch..

#3 - On 10/03/2009 at 9:53am by Nuns_FTW

My roflcopter goes pwned pwned pwned pwned.

#4 - On 10/03/2009 at 9:54am by firepowahhx90

Old joke goes overplayed overplayed overplayed overplayed.

#41 - On 10/03/2009 at 1:50pm by xCrackerx

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.

I only put "you deserve it" because it's one thing if he was cheating on you with another girl; that shows he just doesn't care and didn't have the courage to break up with you. But, if he's cheating on you with a man, he's genuinely unhappy and confused about his orientation. I don't know what your circumstances are with him or how it ended, but what he might need right now is some TLC.

#7 - On 10/03/2009 at 10:08am by thetangobeth

Or maybe he was already bisexual?

#8 - On 10/03/2009 at 10:11am by normandin131

So of all the guys to cheat on her with, he picked her ex?

FYL.

#9 - On 10/03/2009 at 10:13am by Saccharide

He still didn't need to cheat on her. Confusion doesn't excuse that.

#12 - On 10/03/2009 at 10:18am by bexox

Hot. I've always wanted to have a threeway. You should try it.

#10 - On 10/03/2009 at 10:16am by dyld921

I'm really sorry and everything, but to be honest...these daily FMLs about the boyfriend suddenly turning gay and making out with the ex boyfriend are getting old...

#11 - On 10/03/2009 at 10:18am by Subtext

What makes you think he 'turned gay'? There's no such thing.

#104 - On 10/12/2009 at 5:20am by Prawn

Whoa, you turned a man gay.

#13 - On 10/03/2009 at 10:34am by pawpaw

correction: TWO MEN GAY

.... wow ...

#14 - On 10/03/2009 at 10:37am by tingting1

Or she just has an attraction to secretly sexually confused men.

#17 - On 10/03/2009 at 10:46am by Saccharide

Or bi.

#18 - On 10/03/2009 at 10:52am by dyld921

Bisexual Guys Are Sexy

#48 - On 10/03/2009 at 3:21pm by PsYcHoSOADLaDy

Grab a strap-on and hit 'em both. Atleast you know know what you don't have that they both wanted, haha!

#15 - On 10/03/2009 at 10:39am by Bloodknight

Didn't this happen to Mandy Moore in "Because I Said So"?!

#16 - On 10/03/2009 at 10:45am by aahas7

that's hot
sorry he left u though...

#19 - On 10/03/2009 at 10:55am by slicepaperwrist

YDI for not being able to spell behind.

#21 - On 10/03/2009 at 11:04am by TheOtherNewest1

:/ well, maybe you have an attraction to more feminine men and just had bad luck?

That is suckish for everyone in that, but it is still no excuse to cheat.

#22 - On 10/03/2009 at 11:04am by XxKate1294xX

not all gay men are are the stereotypical feminine "flamers" that say "FABULOUS" all the time. but yea tht situation does suck.

#25 - On 10/03/2009 at 11:10am by espada5

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#27 - On 10/03/2009 at 11:20am by Jrussell

ew

#29 - On 10/03/2009 at 11:32am by KiddNYC10

maybe the ex just wants to see if his dick is bigger...

#30 - On 10/03/2009 at 11:42am by FlaminYawn

haha you're so bad you made, not one, but TWO people gay.

#31 - On 10/03/2009 at 11:45am by LmaoLolRofl

jesus, you people are idiots...you can't MAKE a person gay...i feel for her

#87 - On 10/04/2009 at 12:52pm by sweet_addy

Wow. This is like what, the seventh one like this?

#34 - On 10/03/2009 at 11:55am by Mikuo

You turned him queer?

YDI for having some incredibly nasty stuff.

#35 - On 10/03/2009 at 12:28pm by FarSide

Boyfriend Being Gay FML #347

#36 - On 10/03/2009 at 12:44pm by Malik

you must look like a boy if you went out with 2 gay guys!~

#37 - On 10/03/2009 at 12:50pm by dalo500

Well, if you want him/them back, maybe... offer to be the cream filling in the proverbial Oreo? ㄟ㋛ㄏ Just a thought...

#38 - On 10/03/2009 at 12:51pm by blastvortex

Can you edit these posts are they are up? The word "behind" is spelled correctly in the post I see.

#40 - On 10/03/2009 at 1:16pm by yourkiddingright

I did it ;-)

#44 - On 10/03/2009 at 2:55pm by Didi (FML Staff)

He's seeing someone behind your back, and he sees usualy the back of this other one...

#42 - On 10/03/2009 at 1:58pm by factory

haha that's a win.

#45 - On 10/03/2009 at 3:00pm by piano993

If you broke up with him, that makes him your ex-boyfriend. So... your ex-boyfriend is seeing himself? O_O

#46 - On 10/03/2009 at 3:10pm by null

... Are you kidding?

I'm sure the author dated more than one guy.

#57 - On 10/03/2009 at 5:00pm by TheTragicReturn

I was, actually. I try to make it obvious that I'm joking by saying something so completely retarded nobody could ACTUALLY think that way...

...but around here, instead of the desired effect, it just ends up fitting in. >.>

#90 - On 10/04/2009 at 5:42pm by null

your boobs suck

#47 - On 10/03/2009 at 3:17pm by Butcher_1419

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#49 - On 10/03/2009 at 3:24pm by Carly999

Eh.. another Anon FML? This must be like the fifth FML on this site by the person named 'Anon'

Is that a set name, like anonymous? or is he/she just someone making up stories?

#51 - On 10/03/2009 at 3:57pm by Armin

Anonymous it is.

#53 - On 10/03/2009 at 4:37pm by wingedspiritus

Do you even know what 'anonymous' is? It means a person with their identity hidden. Dumbass.

#73 - On 10/03/2009 at 9:53pm by dyld921

That Sucks...Balls but not as much as your two ex-boytoys

#52 - On 10/03/2009 at 4:08pm by OneFuckedGuy

He was seeing someone behind your back when you were doing him?

Mmmmm, sandwich.

#54 - On 10/03/2009 at 4:47pm by I_am_stupid_also

Poor you.
Can't you ask them to join in on the fun?

#55 - On 10/03/2009 at 4:59pm by peepingthesmurf

this would make a great episode of degrassi!!

#56 - On 10/03/2009 at 4:59pm by cmaye18

haha @56 i totally agree

#71 - On 10/03/2009 at 9:46pm by ohsosweet

Obviously you are atracked to gay men and them to you obviously!!!!!!!!

#58 - On 10/03/2009 at 5:03pm by SCHOLA

Y'all are dumbasses. She spelled behind right.

#59 - On 10/03/2009 at 5:25pm by jw90

That's because the moderator changed it. It was original spelled 'behond'.

#74 - On 10/03/2009 at 9:56pm by dyld921

Didn't it occur to you to at least arrange a threesome first? Life doesn't just hand out opportunities like that.

#60 - On 10/03/2009 at 5:54pm by ComedyGoldDigger

ROFL

#61 - On 10/03/2009 at 6:20pm by waterynuggets

exactly.... Take some ecstasy, and then it can be one big orgy..

#64 - On 10/03/2009 at 6:45pm by i_got_it

soo you probably tasted your e x exs SHIT at least once before ex left you ew

#65 - On 10/03/2009 at 6:47pm by stain33319

he was behind your ex's back too LOVELY great thought

#66 - On 10/03/2009 at 6:50pm by stain33319

LOOOL you're awesome!

#68 - On 10/03/2009 at 7:45pm by stephto

OWNED

#69 - On 10/03/2009 at 8:15pm by ShetHappensxx

Behind is spelled correctly... =/

#70 - On 10/03/2009 at 9:05pm by perfectlife

It wasn't yesterday. It was edited by the staff.

#75 - On 10/03/2009 at 9:58pm by dyld921

ouch.

#76 - On 10/03/2009 at 11:05pm by hello_marie

Well, they did have things in common. Same gender, same girlfriend...

#77 - On 10/03/2009 at 11:30pm by DameGreyWulf

wow, u got turned both of them gay?? :P lawlz

#78 - On 10/04/2009 at 12:15am by pewness

Sounds like you turn people gay...

#79 - On 10/04/2009 at 12:16am by weasleyismyking

HAHAAHAHA. thats pretty hilarious.

#80 - On 10/04/2009 at 1:05am by Lauren28

That makes them the "ex" in homosexual and you the "sap" in homosapien.

#81 - On 10/04/2009 at 2:01am by doof_fisch

I hate to be that one annoying whiner poster but here it goes anyways.
How many times has a situation like this been done? Too many times.

#82 - On 10/04/2009 at 2:16am by nuclear

fuck,,,both of your boyfriends were gay,,,thats sucks or maybe you turned two straight men into gay....either way FYL

#83 - On 10/04/2009 at 5:28am by ghost18

what??? it says behind...

#84 - On 10/04/2009 at 7:17am by Hallucinate

should've demanded a threesome. duh.

#85 - On 10/04/2009 at 8:37am by omg_its_alive

ydi for bein unoriginal...if u r going ro do a bs fml use a new one this one is submitted at least 5 times a day...

#86 - On 10/04/2009 at 9:51am by MsQTpie

FYL that:

1) Your 'current' bf is cheating on you.
2) Your 'current' bf is cheating on you with a man.
3) Your 'current' bf is cheating on you with a man that just happens to be your ex.
4) Your 'current' bf is cheating on you with a man that just happens to be your ex and they both happen to like men.
5) You turned both of them gay.

#88 - On 10/04/2009 at 2:15pm by Moy

turned them /BOTH/ gay? o_O

#89 - On 10/04/2009 at 4:34pm by Stardenn

I doubt she turned them gay. I doubt you can be turned gay in this manner.
Think about it; someone can say their significant other made him/her swear off (wo)men all (s)he wants, but if he doesn't like the idea of dick-in-mouth syndrome, or she doesn't like playing with pussies, then he and she aren't gay.
Of course, that's not the case here, but I think more likely they're bi dudes who obviously share interests if they tried the same chick. Orrr... they could still be trying to find their sexuality, if they're teens still. OP just got unlucky as hell... amusingly so, though. At least it's not as tragic as some other cheating stories we've seen here.

#91 - On 10/05/2009 at 12:40am by DameGreyWulf

aww shit man. thts fuked uppp aha.

#92 - On 10/05/2009 at 9:32am by im_a_dinosaur

Cheer up. You are an excellent fag hag in training. :)

#93 - On 10/05/2009 at 1:59pm by sven25

wow that sucks.

#95 - On 10/05/2009 at 9:35pm by gotowardsthelite

sucks to be you. maybe you should have tossed the salad.

#96 - On 10/06/2009 at 2:22am by hrtstealer

Sorry to hear that...but soon you will find someone right for you out there

#97 - On 10/06/2009 at 2:34am by nhionlyone

There isn't much more of a slap in that face than that... Although it depends on what you did to both of them :P

#98 - On 10/06/2009 at 5:31am by Salty_Specula

Well, this is definitely more of a comment on you, I think.

#99 - On 10/06/2009 at 3:06pm by adelulf

that sux!

#101 - On 10/08/2009 at 5:30pm by KkBeAr

@91 or maybe OP is a male and they were all in a gay threesome?

#102 - On 10/08/2009 at 10:38pm by Dubstep

Pfft. I would have joined them.

#103 - On 10/09/2009 at 11:00pm by busdrivertohell

get some damn gaydar. if you didnt realize either one of them were bi/gay, thats your fault.
hey, or there is always a possibility of a 3some

#105 - On 10/12/2009 at 10:20pm by gellinellen

lol canberra, bet they met in Cube.....

#106 - On 10/15/2009 at 10:47am by ZarkonSpaceGod

DANG. That SUUCKS.

#107 - On 10/16/2009 at 10:38pm by chrisssss

you were so bad he turned gay lol

cant blame him

#108 - On 10/28/2009 at 5:41am by mongoelg

wait so he's bi?? if so u dated
two bi guys xD hahahahahahahaha wow

#109 - On 01/19/2010 at 11:43pm by xXSmilezXX

oo man that has to burn...ur bf was a man lover on tha down low

#110 - On 01/25/2010 at 7:55pm by MTANDY

that suks...ur bf was a man lover on tha down low

#111 - On 01/29/2010 at 11:28pm by MTANDY

gay ppl r so mean

#112 - On 02/22/2010 at 11:08pm by shanny411

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