Today, I talked to a girl on the phone who had previously told me her last relationship "ended very badly." I said, "So let me guess, that jerk cheated on you?" She paused for a few moments and finally replied, "No, he died in a motorcycle accident." FML

by Greg / 09/28/2009 at 1:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

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  • well in your defense-she worded that very poorly.

    #3 - On 09/28/2009 at 5:14pm by paks7

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  • For the millionth time: Assumptions are the mother of all fuck ups.

    #11 - On 09/28/2009 at 5:25pm by rukusrazor

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