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Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32997) - you deserved it (7746)

On 09/26/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by Amberizzle (woman) - United States (Florida)

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i have to at least commend the guy for staying with you for 3 years and raising a kid with you despite not making any long term commitment like marriage

#8 - On 09/26/2009 at 5:13pm by spaceranger33

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You guys are kind of assholes. She doesn't have to marry the guy to have kids. Marriage isn't right for some people. Just because someone has a kid with someone without getting married doesn't mean the kid is going to be fucked up. It's better to have the people not get married then to get married and always fight around the kid. People should quit being so judgemental.

#43 - On 09/26/2009 at 7:37pm by fbp6277

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