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Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26157) - you deserved it (5928)

On 09/26/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by Amberizzle (woman) - United States (Florida)

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