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Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29229) - you deserved it (1603)

On 09/24/2009 at 4:05am - love - by Sir Smokalot - Sent from mobile version

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